Psychology

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Therapist: I will say something and tell me what comes to mind first.
Me:Ok.
Therapist:Magic.
Me:Harry Potter
Therapist: Dragon
Me: Draco
Therapist: Intelligent, and don't say Harry Potter.
Me: Ok, Hermione Granger
Therapist: dark magic
Me: ( jump out of chair, screaming, running away) DEATHEATER! HELP! HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, D.A., ORDER OF THE PHOENIX! SOMEONE SAVE ME! YOU-KNOW-WHO IS ON HIS WAY!
Therapist: That girl needs serious help, next patient please.
Me: ( beating therapist with chair) DIE YOU DEATHEATER!

And that is why a potter head never goes to a therapist.

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