Aziraphel - *discovers crowley likes plants* oh here you go my dearest, I got you a rose bush!
Crowley - *feels bad cus he cant yell at it because its from aziraphel* aww thank you *puts in on the other side of the house so it dosent hear him screaming at his other plants who are honestly terrified 100% of their existence*
Corwley, later - yes darling you're growing so well, im just going to meet up with Zira now ok? *as he passes the other plants* is that a spot? You all know what I've said about spots. *murders a baby plant*
hey does anyone want me to write something for a specific fandom?
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أدب الهواةStuff i wanna write but dont have mental energy to write a whole story about. enjoy.