Hope x phineas t barnum

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Hope POV
It's the first day of 1861 and my papa bought me tickets to the Barnum and Baileys circus! I've wanted to go since the day it opened but we never had enough money to purchase a wee little ticket for little old me. I was so excited to go to the new tent that they recently set up, I always had a bit of a crush on Phineas Barnum but obviously I would never tell him bc he famous and I'm not but whatevs I put on my hoop skirt and went in my way to the circus, and there he was, greeting everyone at the door was Phineas himself. He looked stunning in his little red suit, I walked up to him and made out with him. "OMG DID I JUST DO THAT OUT LOUD??!!!??!??" I shouted at the top of my lungs " how do you make out with someone out loud?" Said Phineas. I ran away but he chased after me I sat down and started crying "Hope I never said I didn't like it" he said, "but what about charity?" I asked. I thought I might die "I killed her lolmao" "what" I said "Omg I killed her" then he whipped out his wiener and shoved it inside of her and she died"

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