♤♡ Pumpkin Duo Oneshots ◇♧

Drunk words, sober thoughts.

Schlatt and Quackity had just gotten into a huge fight over something that Schlatt didn't remember because he had gone to a bar after and was now currently black out drunk, struggling to walk. He was kicked out of the bar, for trying to flirt with the person at the bar. Somehow he managed to walk to L'Manburg, or known as Manburg. Tubbo was currently walking around, patrolling the area.

Schlatt was walking around that area when Tubbo noticed him, going up to him. "Sir? Are you okay?." Schlatt looked at him, hiccuping. "Oh hi Tubbo..'m fine." Tubbo just shook his head. "I'm calling Quackity." Schlatt shook his head frantically. "No! Don't!." Tubbo sighed, before nodding. "Fine but we need to get you somewhere to lay down, can't having you wondering about the streets drunk off your ass." Schlatt only nodded, before Tubbo took his hand and walked to the White House, the only place that Quackity wouldn't be at this time of day.

After they got in there, Tubbo helped Schlatt sit down in his chair, getting ready to leave when Schlatt spoke up. "Its kinda funny how your getting taken care of by your own son, when your the one supposed to be taking care of them." Tubbo just turned and looked at him. "What did you just say?." Schlatt shook his head. "Nevermind. I'll see you tomorrow for work Tubbo." Tubbo nodded as he left, the words that Schlatt said, stuck in his mind. Son? No no that can't be. That's impossible!

Schlatt ended up passing out in his chair, waking up the next day to a pounding at his door. It was Quackity "SCHLATT OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR BEFORE I BREAK IT DOWN." Schlatt got up, a pounding in his head, groaning a bit as he opened the door. "What do you want?." Quackity stared at him "you told Tubbo?." Schlatt looked at him, tilting his head "Told Tubbo what?." Quackity laughed, it wasn't a funny laugh it was more of a mocking laugh. "Of course you don't remember, you were drunk off your ass. God you are such an idiot." Schlatt was losing his patience, "Told Tubbo what??." Quackity sighed "You told Tubbo that he's your son." Schlatt froze, his eyes widening. "WHAT THE FUCK." Quackity jumped a bit, "yeah, last night, you told him." Schlatt started to freak out, pacing back and forth "Fuck fuck fuck fuck. I'm fucked." Quackity sighed. "Schlatt sit down and we can talk about this okay?." Schlatt wasn't listening, he continued to pace. 

Quackity spoke up again "Schlatt 𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯." Schlatt was on the verge of a panic attack, trying to get himself to calm down, blocking out Quackitys voice. Quackity wasn't in the mood. "Schlatt sit the fuck down!." Schlatt looked up at him, tears threatening to spill from those midnight eyes, he sighed, nodding as he walked over to his seat at the desk, looking at Quackity. "W-what are we going to do? I'm fucked." Quackity shook his head "You are not fucked, okay. You will be able to get through this and you and Tubbo can build that better relationship." Schlatt laughed "Yeah fucking right. He probably hates me. You all hate me.." Quackity's gaze softened, sighing. "What makes you this we all hate you?" Schlatt shrugged, "I'm a alcoholic, I can't do relationships right, I'm abusive, I now see why you don't want to be with me anymore, I wouldn't want to be with me either if I acted the way I do."

 Quackity smiled slightly, "Well at least you recognize when you're an idiot and even though your abusive, we can always work on it, just like your alcoholism, we can work on it mi amor. Just like we can work on this relationship, No relationship is perfect, it takes time and we might even have these fights along the way but it won't change how much I love you." Schlatt smiled a bit, nodding his head. "I love you too." Quackity walked over to him, cupping his face and leaning down to kiss him, Schlatt kissed him back, humming a bit into the kiss. Quackity pulled away, smiling as he spoke again. "Now let's figure this out, okay love?." Schlatt nodded. 

So Schlatt and Quackity took their time, figuring out how to actually talk to Tubbo with out fighting and what they eventually came up with was just to call him and talk to him like a normal human should. "Are you sure you want to do this?." Quackity asked, pulling out his phone, Schlatt nodded. "I have too, he deserves an explanation." Quackity nodded, dialing Tubbo's number, after the second ring, Tubbo picked up. "Hello?." Quackity handed the phone to Schlatt. "Hi Tubbo." Tubbo froze, he didn't expect to hear from Schlatt after what he told him, "Hi sir." Schlatt sighed, "There's no need to call me sir anymore. As you probably already know because my drunk ass told you, you are my son, I am not joking, you probably think that I'm drunk again, but I'm not. I just felt like you should know more than what my drunk ass told you."  Tubbo was flabbergasted. "uh- w-wha- How?!."  Schlatt spoke again "Well when I wasn't gay." "your gay??" "Yes Tubbo, I'm a homosexual. Anyways, you had a mom, well when she died, that's when I started abusing alcohol and had to give you to phil, well technically I left you on the side of the rode in a box hoping that someone would find you and take you in, and then I hadn't heard from you since, until I ran for election.." Tubbo stayed quiet, before hanging up the phone. 

Schlatt sat there for a moment before handing the phone back to Quackity and sighing, "Well it went better than expected didn't it?." Quackity asked and Schlatt nodded "Well yeah that's true." quackity smiled, pecking Schlatt's lips, "He'll come around, mi amor. You just have to give it time. Time will fix the matter and it will be alright again." Schlatt nodded, smiling, eventually getting up and taking Quackity's hand, "Let's go somewhere. Anywhere but here." Quackity nodded, letting Schlatt lead the way. They spend the rest of the night together. 

Hi guys,  I know I haven't been on in a while.  I didn't have any way of communication, but hey look I updated my storyyyy. I also changed my name, It's Toby now :) Have an amazing day <3

-Toby