Mafia boy and shy girl

Part 5

        -Jack-

It was weird that HE was talking to ME and giving ME orders. Normally, I would not have allowed this, but I really did not want to mess things up. All I knew about women is that they do not like to be talked to rudely, as I discovered on the train. I needed more information.

I listened closely to his instructions.

"Secondly, DON'T even dare to touch her without her consent, don't force her, don't kidnap her, don't grab her arm. You can grab her arm, if she's dramatically sobing about a misunderstanding and you play the strong reconforting boyfriend, that IS quite fun to do. *smale laugh*"

"I'm confused. My plan was to kidnap her today... Should I... not?"

He looked at me in horror "Nah man, don't do that. I know you are used to kidnapping people and torturing them, but don't do that."

He paused, I could see he was thinking.

"Think of her as a... gem that you need to protect. You can't hurt her, or she'll break. Can't force her, or she'll break. Can't slap her or punch her, or she'll break. And in this situation, the gem braking is like her heart. If you break it, she won't love you anymore."

"What? I'm not that dumb man. I know that if I break her heart, she CAN'T love me... She'll be dead!"

He laughed. What? Why is he laughing?

"Why tf are you laughing!" I asked

"Man... You have A LOT and by that i mean A LOOOOOT to learn."

"Well i'm meeting her at 8 tonight so you better hurry"

"These kinda things take time to learn, and experiance... But, i'll try my best. You need to forget you are my boss, and listen to what I say, and listen to it carrefully"

"mdsgblbd.... Okay."

"Good. You have grown up with one feeling. Fear. You don't know what the feeling of LOVE is. When you met her, you must have felt like the room was hotter, like you had butterflys in you stomach and-"

"BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH! Nah, bro if love consists of letting insects live in me and slowly start a colony than I'm not doin-"

"Oh god Jack! It's an expression... You don't REALLY have butterflies in your stomach... It's just a feeling!"

I felt dumb, but I didn't understand.

"Just tell me what's important..."

"Okay. Hurting her, it's nt just PHYSICALLY. Yes, you CANNOT hurt her pysically, but nor can you do it mentally. She will love you with her heart, doesn't mean she is going to kill herself, come back and give you her heart. "

I must have looked stupid, and I felt stupid too!

"Look man, try to understand it's very simple. You know when there is a traitor? You feel ANGER?"

"Yeah..."

"You feel it mentally, not physically! You don't feel it in your bones you feel it with you brain, you think it!"

"Yeah... Look man I am trying to understand, I really am!"

"Who could know the best killer in the world would not be able to understand the simple concept of love... The anger. You feel it. You think it. You cense it, but it does not hurt you physically. Love, is like that. But instead of being frustrated, you feel hapiness. Instead of wanting to kill someone, you want to hug her."

"Why would you want to hug someone-"

"LOOK MAN! IT'S SIMPLE! DON'T SAY MEAN THINGS TO HER, SAY SORRY WHEN SHE IS MENTALLY HURT FROM YOU, DON'T TOUCH HER UNLESS SHE WANTS TO, AND DON'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT A CLEAR YES FROM HER. Don't try to make her learn lessons, women aren't inferior or less intelligent, they just act it. Don't EVER ask a women what she is thinking. Don't tell her compliments TOO often, just one or two a day. DON'T always tell her the same compliment, «youre beutifull, youre gorgoeus, youre magnificent-» SHE GETS IT!"

"Wow man... I'm... speechless. That was... clear. I understand more what LOVE is now. Well, I still don't get it, but I understand it."

"Don't underastimate a women. In most cases, you think she's all innoncent, that you are the MAN. But they read our eyes man. They always know what we are thinking, but they can fake anything. They will be balling their eyes out because you told them something and next minute you enter their room and they are peacefully reading a book on their bed, looking as if they just woke up, looking all cosy. She'll have you wrapped around your finger and you won't notice"

"Dang man!"

"They have sharper eyes than us, if you frsutrate them, it's not the sweet, smiley, obedient and innocent girl who will show up, it's a bloodthirsty, better at aiming than you and secretly talented killer."

I was petrified!

"I-I'm not sure if I want to do this anymore-"

"BUT YOU HAVE TO! THEY ARE THE ONLY THING THAT CAN MAKE YOU'RE LIFE WORTH LIVING! YOU'LL NOT BE ABLE TO SEE YOURSELF WITHOUT HER! YOU CAN'T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY!"

"I'm confused! I don't know if it's me who's stupid but i'm starting to think it's your explanation that is unclear. Is she a backstabber-maniac-actor-worst-nightmare-killer or a sunflower-dream-nice-and-the-sun-in-a-life-person" 😑

"BOTH! And you know how we have 5 senses?"

Why is he talking about that?

"yeah..."

"smell, touch, hear, taste and sight. We MEN have those five. Women, they have a sixted one. "

I could see he was disturbed. How can they have SIX and men FIVE? How is that in any way fair?

"SIX!! How tf? That is not fair!! But... What does the sixth one do? WAIT! CAN THEY SEE THROUGH THEIR SKULL? NO NO NO, THEY CAN SMELL WITH THEIR FEET!"

"NAH MAN! IT'S WORST THEN THAT! *he lowered his voice* THey can... sense danger. They now what will happen before it happens. Once, I was with my mom at the store, she CENSED the danger. We ran out of there, and 5 minutes later, there was a shooting in that store."

"WOOOOW! So they really DO have a sixth sence do they?!"