Kevin

Limu's (Ex) Wife

Limu was laying in bed that night. Awake, thinking about last night's session. Then, his phone rang. "Hello? Who the fuck is this?" Limu exclaimed, Wondering who the hell would be calling at 1 in the morning. "Hey hoe it's Deborah. I wanted to call to say I'm sorry and I miss you. Please take me back." Limu was about to reach through the phone and choke her, but then he remembered that she's kinky and would enjoy it too much. "You literally divorced me because I'm gay, what makes you think I would want you back?" Said Limu. "I was just hoping you would take me back, but if you're not going to then fuck you bitch." And with that, Deborah hung up.