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sky: I know I've got a big ego, I don't know why it's such a big deal though. taeyong: It isn't you have every right to have a big ego. You're perfect. Doyoung: Dammit taeyong, she's demanding us to call her queen sky and we have to kiss her ring every morning. taeyong: I feel like you should be respecting queen sky and her wishes.
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Sky: Do you love me? Renjun: You already know the answer. Why do you keep asking? Sky: Just say it once please. Renjun: Yes, I love you. Sky: Now kiss Renjun: *glares* Sky: Fine, hug? Renjun: One hug. Sky: *hugs Renjun* *8 hours later* Renjun: Good night sky. Sky: *still holding onto Renjun* Good night Haechan: *looking through the window* I knew it.
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Sky: Haechan , something horrible happened. I was robbed at gun point when I went out to get pizza. Haechan: Oh my god, that's so messed up. Sky: Yeah, it was the scariest experience I've ever had. Haechan: I can't believe you got pizza without me. Sky: What? Haechan: I wasn't even doing anything today you could have told me you went for pizza. Sky: Are you really- Haechan: Well I hope you learned your lesson about getting pizza without me. Sky: Dude. Taeil: Who did that to you? Tell me. Sky: I...I don't remember Taeil: I'll figure it out. Don't worry. I'll take care of this. Sky: What?
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Sky: When I walk into a room I want to fill the room with dark energy. Bringing a dark cloud every where I go Taehyun: I want people to feel emotionally,spiritually and physically drained the moment they enter my auric field. Sky: A psychic vampire. I respect that. I'm a Sanguinarian vampire. Taehyun: You drink blood? I would love to do that one day. Yeonjun: Are they aware they are the brightest shining lights in our life and makes us happier when they're around? Taeyong: Let them live in their Aquarius delusions.
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Taeyong: Do you ever wonder what goes on in Sky's mind when she's staring out the window like that? Sky: *in her mind* I want my baby back baby back. I want my baby back baby back. Sky: *out loud* Chiliiii's Baby Back riiiiiiibs! Doyoung: No I do not.
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Sky: I like your shirt Mark: thanks it was 50% off Sky: I'd like it 100% off Mark: the store can't give out stuff for free, that's like really bad for the business
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Bora: I have this urge to do something stupid... Sky: I'm stupid Bora: ... Sky: Do me
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Interviewer: what was your dream job when you were kids? Say the first thing that comes to mind Jaehyun: basketball player Yuta: soccer player Yangyang: merman Sky: a stripper Nct: Sky: wait fuck no- Ten: bro saaamme *holds out his hand for a fist bump*
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Yangyang: so Sky, how buzzed are you? Sky, on her fifth drink and watching the bee movie: I'm a bee motherfucker
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Sky: falling in love? Cringe Renjun: we are literally dating
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Sky: look I'm perfectly fine Chenle: you thought a ghost made your toast this morning Sky: look! I didn't put the bread in, and YOU didn't put the bread in! So who put the bread in the toaster?!?
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Sky: now if you get hit by a car what do you do? Sky: you be a man and hit it back! *later* Taeyong: JISUNG NO STOP PUNCHING THE CAR
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