"Yo."
"Hey Lorax."
"Wanna team up and destroy this dude."
"Yeah."
After some evil planning the two gained radioactive lava powers and flew back to earth.
"WHAT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TWO GET BACK HERE!"
"Magic Beanpole."
The Lorax said before growing a whole 3 feet and 4 inches till he was the exact same height as the Onceler.
The two then proceeded to fight while Hans and Bruno Madrigal sat back and ate popcorn.
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Onceler x Hans
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