Once upon a time in a land known as Mother world there were three people who lived and thrived there named Carlos, love5433sksk, Bald eagle, and Penguinz594. They had many adventures there but there was one in particular that I will share. This is a story of bravery, boldness, and things people don't always think of first. One day bald eagle went on urmom.com (a milf website) and found a mom named love5433sksk and bald eagle thought she was the one for him, so he followed her on all her social media, and she finally responded by saying hmu senpai. So, they went to the nearest McDonald's and ate the filet of fish at McDonald's, only the finest meal there. Carlos the creepy janitor at McDonald's was watching them eat their food while on call with Penguinz594. Carlos says, "I recognize the man eating the fish over there, he looks like your old friend bald eagle." Penguinz says back "Send me the location of the McDonald's and make sure he doesn't leave." An hour later Penguinz showed up at the location immediately going to bald eagle and screaming at him. Bald eagle tried to run but Carlos took him and love5433sksk to their evil lair. They said they would give them free candy, but that was not provided. Bald eagle and love5433sksk were brought to Penguinz and Carlos's lair where there was a giant tank of water. The reason why Penguinz hated bald eagle so much is because they were childhood friends from 3rd grade to 12th grade when suddenly bald eagle decided to absolutely ruin Penguinz life in ways that are unimaginable and penguinz had revenge on him since this happened. Carlos finally said, "If you don't give us 1,000,000,000 dollars right now, we will take your girlfriend and put her in that tank." Bald eagle said, "I don't have that much money right now, I will pay you back I swear." Penguinz then said, "You ruined my life, pay up now." Bald eagle said, "Please forgive me don't take love5433sksk I finally found happiness." Penguinz said, "No." and took love5433sksk and put her feet in wet cement while waiting he said, "Any last words?" and love5433sksk said "Mommy,sorry,Mommy?" Penguinz and Carlos looked very confused and didn't know what to say back. Finally, the cement dried and Penguinz took love5433sksk and placed her in the water. She was never seen again. Bald eagle was mourning his milf when Penguinz revealed that he and Carlos were in the Mafia. He said they were both wanted for drugs and organized crime. Bald eagle was not surprised at all. He just replied, "How can I get out of this place, you've already done enough to me." Penguinz said "I will let you out on one condition, you cannot ever snitch on us, never speak to me again, and never ever say "Mommy,sorry,Mommy?". Bald eagle agreed to this and two months later he snitched. The mafia came after him. THE END!!! THANKS FOR READING I GUESS!!! (This was a joke.)
