the house

waking up

Golf Ball pov 

I woke up on the top bunk of a bunk bed in a room I didn't recognize. It was fairly small, all the stuff from my lab was here and neatly sorted. There was a note on my pillow so I read it.

"Hello, you have been put here into this house for the entertainment of others. Get used to your new housemates, who knows how long you'll be staying. The fridge is stocked with food and your room with your things. You might also be sharing a room with someone you know from your universe." 

I believe I was kidnapped along with several others, I climbed down to see Tennis Ball in the bottom bunk. He must be sharing the room with me, I'm glad it's him and not someone else. Suddenly, I heard yelling, someone was arguing and it woke Tennis Ball up.
"huh? what's all that noise... Golf Ball?"
"Tennis Ball! I think we've been kidnapped."
"Wait, what? kidnapped?"
"Apparently we've been brought here with some others for the entertainment of someone."
"Is that what the yelling is? It's so loud."
"Maybe we should say something to them?"
"Then we can get them to stop yelling."

We walk out into the hallway and see the people who were yelling, they don't seem like objects, more like humans yet they look different from David or dora. One human has glasses and a long trench coat and is trying to reason with the much louder human with green skin, a pink outfit, black gloves, and insect-like antenna.
"LIKE I WOULD STAY WITH YOU, DIB STINK!"
The human with glasses, apparently named Dib, was trying to calm the green-skinned human down.
"Zim, we're being forced to, and you already woke someone up with your yelling."
Dib pointed at me and Tennis Ball, the green-skinned human turned around and I saw his completely red eyes.
"Oh..." 
"AND, you're out of your disguise, THEY'LL KNOW YOU'RE AN ALIEN!"
The alien, Zim, made a weird noise and ran into the room marked with some symbols and the words "Invader Zim". 

Dib looked back at us, obviously knowing we aren't human "so, what even are you?" I spoke up "I'm Golf Ball and this is Tennis Ball, we were going to compete in a competition show but I believe we were kidnapped and brought here." 
"Well, my name is Dib, and apparently I'm sharing a room with Zim now." 
"I can tell, I can also tell that he's an alien." 
"Someone gets it, I've been trying to expose him for ages."
"Uhm... golf ball?"
Tennis Ball got my attention as the three of us turned around to see a tall skeleton in costume armor with a complimentary red scarf. He somehow didn't notice us and went into the main room we didn't notice.

Tennis Ball and I went into the main room, noticing some more objects there who must have waken up earlier than me, a paintbrush and a yin-yang symbol, the yin-yang symbol was in front of the fridge, arguing with themselves over what to drink, the paintbrush seemed annoyed at them, seeming to have waken up the earliest. The skeleton was trying to get around the yin-yang symbol as they were arguing
"WATER"
"DR. FIZZ"
"WATER"
"DR. FIZZ"
"WATER-"
They were interrupted by the paintbrush whose bristles burst into flames
"CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR ONE MINUTE, I AM TIRED OF EVERYTHING GOING ON!" I thought I saw something near their flaming bristles but it was probably a loose ember. The skeleton spoke up
"I AGREE WITH THE PAINTBRUSH, YOU ARE BEING VERY ANNOYING AND YOU ARE IN MY WAY TO THE SPAGHETTI NOODLES"
The paintbrush's flames died down
"Could you shut up? You're too loud."
"hey, lighten up on my bro"
Another skeleton appeared, a short one with a blue hoodie and pink slippers. I somehow didn't notice him before, he was sitting on the couch, watching the TV.
"I am sorry for me and Yang's fighting"
"Shut up you dumb... dumb baby"
"Yang, don't be rude"
By the evidence, the black half was yang, which would mean the white half is yin, I'm not quite sure it was right.
"SANS YOU LAZY BONES, COME HELP ME"
"papyrus, I can only do so much"
The two skeletons, apparently named Sans and Papyrus, we're arguing over how lazy Sans was, Sans fell asleep in the middle of it.

Dib and Zim came into the main room, Zim had a wig and some cheap contacts on, Dib had something in his hand. Something was following Zim, it doesn't seem real however, I can see the zipper on it. Zim spoke up.
"Gir, you go find a place to sit, and don't speak, I don't want you to blow our cover"
"OKIE DOKIE"
Gir went to sit right in front of the TV. The device in Dib's hand started to beep, slowly more and more beeps came from the device, suddenly it was smacked out of his hand and it broke on the floor. Papyrus saw Dib and Zim
"WOWEE, TWO HUMANS!"
This was all in the span of a few seconds.

And then we heard a noise outside.

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