"u little focking hor!!!" fiona scremed at shrek, her grene orbs bulging out of her sockets.
"i was just mastinbating to a piktur, feena!!!!" shrek cried. there were tears falling out of his orbs. it was a simple piktur, painted all bruwn. it was the hottst thing shrek had ever seen.
"that meens ur cheting on me!!!!!" fiona shreked (hahah geddit, SHREKed haha)
"no it dosnt! it means i thnk this piktur is a hot!"
"gtfo" roared feiony, taking shrek by the pp and thoring him out of the hut. shrek lay on the grund, broken and bludeed, his ogrely hands cluching at his sore ween.
"glublgublug... hello agen, kitten...."
sherk gasped.
heed landed on................................ mud.
YOU ARE READING
Shrek luvs his mud
Romanceshrek hates fiona... he wants a divorce, even tho they have crotch goblins..... he doesnt care, bc he loves just one thing: mud. ***Disclaimer: this is a metaphor for the love between me and my wife. also i dont own these characters okay
