Hypothetically

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Dakota and Moredred are sitting in the library doing Trollhunter homework with krel and codyus

Dakota : We should get a divorce.

Mordred tarts chuckling stopping what their reading while Krel continues his work and codyus snorts

Moredred : What are you doing?

Dakota shrugs: Just practicing.

Moredred: Why are you practicing your hypothetical divorce?

Dakota :... I don't know I'm the protector , I'm sixteen. I think I'm having a quarter life crisis.

Moredred : You don't even have a girlfriend Dakota .

Krel and codyus are giggling now while Dakota smiled

Dakota : Hypothetically divorce me?

Moredred : Okay... than hypothetically I'm taking half of your assests.

Dakota : Well you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup. P pre... Its called a prenup right?

Krel deciding to join in: Yes its a prenup and you did hypothetically sign one so...

Mordered cracking their ass up: Who the fuck is this guy?

Krel: I'm his hypothetical divorce lawyer in this divorce case.

Moredred : Than I'm taking the hypothetical kids. So... Mordered pauses.

Mordered : Right we can get those?

Codyus scooting closer and joining in: Yes we can defiently get those hypothetical kids. Don't worry about it.

Dakota : Who the fuck is this hypothetical nerd? Glasses wearing nerd...

Mordered : Woah that is a alot of hypothetical insults.

Codyus : I'm wearing glasses to look the role. I'm not just a hypothetical divorce lawyer but also a akaridan lawyer Mr.protecter . Now about the assest division.

Mordered : This is my hypothetical divorce lawyer. Pulling codyus  close you chuckle

Mordered : We've hypothetically been sleeping together

Dakota holding back laughter: How could you hypothetically

Dakota : How could you hypthetically
Dakota taking a deep breath still holding back laughter

Dakota : Ho-how could you hypothetically do this to me?

Mordered also laughing Mordered: Because you are hypothetically an alcoholic SO...

Nicholas :what in the name of the north is happening?

The Trolhunter crew bursts out laughing

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