Dakota and Moredred are sitting in the library doing Trollhunter homework with krel and codyus
Dakota : We should get a divorce.
Mordred tarts chuckling stopping what their reading while Krel continues his work and codyus snorts
Moredred : What are you doing?
Dakota shrugs: Just practicing.
Moredred: Why are you practicing your hypothetical divorce?
Dakota :... I don't know I'm the protector , I'm sixteen. I think I'm having a quarter life crisis.
Moredred : You don't even have a girlfriend Dakota .
Krel and codyus are giggling now while Dakota smiled
Dakota : Hypothetically divorce me?
Moredred : Okay... than hypothetically I'm taking half of your assests.
Dakota : Well you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup. P pre... Its called a prenup right?
Krel deciding to join in: Yes its a prenup and you did hypothetically sign one so...
Mordered cracking their ass up: Who the fuck is this guy?
Krel: I'm his hypothetical divorce lawyer in this divorce case.
Moredred : Than I'm taking the hypothetical kids. So... Mordered pauses.
Mordered : Right we can get those?
Codyus scooting closer and joining in: Yes we can defiently get those hypothetical kids. Don't worry about it.
Dakota : Who the fuck is this hypothetical nerd? Glasses wearing nerd...
Mordered : Woah that is a alot of hypothetical insults.
Codyus : I'm wearing glasses to look the role. I'm not just a hypothetical divorce lawyer but also a akaridan lawyer Mr.protecter . Now about the assest division.
Mordered : This is my hypothetical divorce lawyer. Pulling codyus close you chuckle
Mordered : We've hypothetically been sleeping together
Dakota holding back laughter: How could you hypothetically
Dakota : How could you hypthetically
Dakota taking a deep breath still holding back laughter
Dakota : Ho-how could you hypothetically do this to me?
Mordered also laughing Mordered: Because you are hypothetically an alcoholic SO...
Nicholas :what in the name of the north is happening?
The Trolhunter crew bursts out laughing
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أدب الهواةJust a bunch of Oc and canon character randomness
