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Douxie : Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Mordered : Okay, but what is updog?
Jim: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Clair: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Toby: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Dakota : Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Douxie : That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Clair: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Jim: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Mordered : What's a henway??
Douxie : Oh, about five pounds.