Five ovens

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*The squad is over at Douxie 's house*
Mordered : Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Douxie : ... N-No...
Douxie , laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Mordered , motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Jim: I see a-
Douxie , motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Mordered : Oh, well I-
Douxie : Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Douxie , amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Clair: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Toby: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Douxie : Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Douxie : I am someone who owns four ovens...
Douxie , louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Douxie : I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Dakota , pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Douxie :
Mordered : Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Douxie :
Douxie , fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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