I had an interesting thought when I was thinking about reviving my old fem scp x male reader books. There are a lot of scp harem stories, why not add to it myself
You exit from scp-094 after it tore your arm off and you regenerated it. You contact the 05 and tell your report.
Y/n: yep, it's a black hole Not sure what you thought I'd find in there It's almost as though you're trying to kill me since you don't have 682 to scratch that itch
05 4: unlike 682, you are one of if not our most valuable asset Killing you, even if we could, would make things a lot Hardee for us
Y/n: more than you'll ever know, without me around the entire human race will end
05 3: what does that mean?
Y/n: I have to be around to teach humans to evolve, in the way humans are meant to evolve, like me
05 6: I thought you were created in a lab
Y/n: yeah, I was They accidentally made a human at the peak of its natural evolution
Brenda: huh...neat...how did we not know this?
Y/n: I thought you did Anyway I'm going on break
You go into the break room and put two quarters into the slot and then type in "the best drink in the universe" . People usually kill themselves because everything after this is one big let down.
You take a sip and then drink it down.
Y/n: .....mmm.....it's good but it's not "ill kill myself because nothing beats it" good🤨
You type in the best drink you ever had and it spits out (favorite drink).
Y/n: now that's worth killing over 😁
You get strange looks from the guards and other researchers, one girl goes up to the machine. The guards just nod despite her not having level 2 clearance.
Y/n: oh, hey Jane
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Jane shmane: I haven't seen you in a while
You kiss her and she starts typing on the keyboard. "Y/ns jizz"
Y/n: ow! My sperm!
She drinks it and smiles.
Jane: yep, that's definitely your jizz
Y/n: you suck off enough guys to know the difference?
(Guards pov)
Jane: can...I try please? I have level 2 access
She puts a card up and they nod. She types in the word "coffee" and takes it.
Y/n: ow! My sperm!
Jane: eh? Oh! Are your genitals ok? I could take a look to see if anything is abnormal
Y/n: you suck off enough guys to know the difference?
Jane: no, I've never actually done that to any guy
