WE GOT A FUCKING CAT!
So let me tell you how,
Last night, I was kinda feeling down and thinking some thoughts....and i heard something at my window, so me, being the dumb bitch I am, LOOK OUT THE WINDOW! (I would die in a horror movie, callin it now) And what do I see? A FUCKING CAT. So, Me the animal lover, PULL IN-FUCKING-SIDE THE DAMN CAT, EVEN THOUGH SINCE WE LIVE BY THE FUCKING WOODS, COULD BE A SKINWALKER, and yelled for my mom. SO my mom walked inside of my room, and saw the cat and then said "If we keep it, your going to have to take care of it, AND your dog. Can you mange that?" So me being the sarcastic ass bitch I am retorted "Ofc I can, who do you think I am? You?" she rolled her eyes and walked away.
AND NOW! I HAVE A CAT ALONG WITH A DAMN DOG!
SO, I now have:
A cat, A dog, and A FUCKING CHILD to look after and care for....how in the fucking shitty ass hell am I going to do this?! Oh, well...Idc....
~IRL ME
PS. her name is Easter! (Pronounced Es-ter)
