This question is from a friend of mine Isaiah Soule and he wants to know what Deadpool's opinion on Shrek is.
Shrek is love
Shrek is life
Shrek is fine
Shrek is mine
OH SHIT!
Why the hell is there a camera in here!?
It's time to answer questions from our loyal fans
Oh yeah! So, Loyal Fan (not the plug-in type) what is your question?
They want to know what your opinion on Shrek is.
Oh! I get it now you're a monitor on FanFiction.Com aren't you
Did I get the award for juiciest X fiction.
Oh Lemme guess, was it my Shrek x Illuminati fic or was it my Shrek as a Herald of Galactus?
They aren't from FanFiction.Com
Darn!
Okay well then, you wish to learn the ways of the swamp I see
I will teach you all about the OgreForce and maybe one day you may become a OgreLord
*insert training montage music here*
Aww, who am I kidding you're not a main character, you don't get a montage silly!
(But it still will take hours of offscreen training)
Anyways, keep your eyes peeled (or I can peel them for you) for my new FanFiction Shrek x Deadpool
By the way Me and Shrek are two of the three founding members of the Illuminati.
You don't believe me?
Shrek lives in a swamp
Swamps are dirty
What else is dirty?
Whores
Whores get paid with what?
Money
What money does America use?
A dollar bill
On the face of the dollar bill is the All-Seeing Eye
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED MOTHERFUCKERS
(This column was brought to you bye Obama "stay in school and you will become President")
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HELLO BITHCES, IT'S ME DEADPOOL
WHY AM I HERE YOU ASK?
WHY ISN'T THAT WHINNY BITCH samm17673 DOING THIS PART? (By the way, follow him)
Because I k-worded him
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