The Forbidden Relationship

The Rule

Mirna: "I...bro...fuck."

fuck now i can't go on date with the cute interns!

Litterz: "Ah...don't worry but i won't tell anyone im not that kinda person."

Cashee: "Thank you.."

We all three just stand there. WHERE THE FUCK IS ISA

Cashee: "Oh by the way mirna i think i'm pregnant."

Mirna: "WHAT?"

Cashee: "Yeah im a hermaphrodite. and yk you pegged me w ur real sperm in the strap."

Ykw screw isa im leaving.

i sprint away as fast as i could and get my phone out and text Silo and Jai

Litterz: Guys!! When we goin to the hang out?"

Jai: Gurlllll da fuq i amost forgot '

Silo: Oh! that's why you guys aren't here as jai stop typing weird please

i put my phone away and sprint to the resturant (yk where silo n jai at)

Jai: "Yo hey litterz glad you came people were giving me and silo homophobic stares! haha!"

Silo: "..."

Litterz: "Your sandals make you look gay."

i walk over and take a seat

the waiteress walks over to us

Alara: "Hello! my name is alara and i will be serving you guys today, Let's start off with the drinks."

Litterz: "Alarm?"

Alara: "No, Alara."

Silo: "Who would name their kid alarm..."

Jai: "Poor lady..."

Alara: "Lord. Why does this always happen!"

Silo: "Anyways..Strawberry lemonade please!"

Jai: "Water im kinda struggling rn i can't even afford to see the sonic movie..."

Silo: "Bro, you always give too much background.."

Litterz: "Ye- AHHHH"

i look down and see a nine tailed three eyed rat that looked like a skin walker and also kinda looked like this

(zesty ahh hand flick)

Litterz: "WHATS THAT?"

the rat comes and bites jai's toe from his sandals

Alarm: "I get paid too fucking little for this crap."

alarm then ran away...maybe we will see her again maybe we won't. her ass was kinda fat when she was walking it lowkey was kinda recoiling imagine her in knee high socks twerking lathered in oil tbh (sorry off topic lol haha)

i go over to jais aid

Jai: "Tell..tell my adopted daughter to always believe in herself.."

Silo: "No..you won't die! Litterz call the ambulance !"

Litterz: "O-okay okay!"

i call the ambulance they come out and grab jai..

Silo: "Go in my car Litterz let's follow them!"

i go into his car and we drive off to the hospital and wait at the seats to see the doctor come out

Leah: "Hi, I'm doctor leah and-"

Silo Sobbing: "PLEASE PLEASE IS HE OKAY????"

Leah: "Yes he is okay! just a little bite, We also cleared his chylamdia!"

Litterz: "What?"

Leah: "Me and jai are close friends! you know his side hustle right? A stripper."

Silo: "The poles got pussy disease lmfao"

Litterz: "I'm just happy he is okay.."

Jai: "That was crazy."

Litterz and Silo: "JAIIII"

we run to hug him

Jai: "Which one of y'all tryna drive me home?"

Silo: "Well i'm the only one with a car..."

we both laugh. meanwhile

Xeniti Pov

fuck. i'm at home and i can't stop thinking about that hot BIG BOOTY thick afro latina intern...what was their name again

Litterz

fuck. i never felt this way before i feel like a teenager again...i wanna feel her..her voice..all i could do during the meeting was fascinate about her... I can't wait to see her again tomorrow.

Lando Pov

LORD WHY WHYYYY WHY DID MY WIFE LEAVE ME!!!!

Shlat: "Cause you keep fucking around with your ex Lando."

Lando: "But babe..."

Shlat: "I'm so happy i never fucking decided to keep the baby."

Next Day

Litterz Pov

First day of internship was great..?

i get ready and see isa at the front of my house and i enter her car and she start driving

Litterz: "Isa why did you leave me last time?"

Isa: "I came and you won't there! all i saw was cashee on the floor crying holding his belly..."

Litterz: "Weirdo..."

Isa: "Yeah the office group chat gets on his ass, How did you get home?"

Litterz: "Silo, and jai was there."

Isa: "Interesting combo. I think silo and jai have a gay relationship going on."

Litterz: "But they both most likely take dick..?"

Isa: "Soft doms."

Litterz: "Isa your so smart i love you."

she giggles.

we finally make it to the office and guess who's waiting for me..

to be continued (give me pic perms pwease)