Arcane x reader one shots

What makes you think I can't?

Pronouns: they/them
Plot: Y/n gets back from a battle/fight with some people and ask to stay with Vander and the kids
Warnings: cursing, fluff, badass reader
A/n: ENJOY!!
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Y/N POV:
My feet clattered against the ground as they rubbed against the wet ground. Red substance ran down my thighs as a deep slash had been stabbed through my thigh.
The Last Drop, a welcome in bar that I came in and out from stood in front of me. The children that lived under the bar could be heard yelling and laughing. The rusty old wooden doors opened as I pushed them open. The man that sat at the bar, wiping down the counters he looked up at me then stopped moving.
"If it isn't my hubby, lovely seeing you my love" I said, a smile that flashed pain against it was shown. Vander panicked eye scanned over my figure as I limped into the bar. He ran out from behind the bar over to me.
He quickly ran over, his feet could be heard making big thumps against the old wood that crocked under him.
"What did you do Y/n?!?! Do you have any idea how worried sick I was about you?!" Vander grabbed my waist securely and walked to the bar and set me on top of it. My hands sat behind me to help set my balance. I laughed quietly to myself, a grin spread across my face. "Oh you know, the usual!" I laughed at this. My loud belch could be heard throughout the bar. Vander only shook his head in displeasure as I was still laughing even though I was bleeding out. "How long have you had this gash?" Vander asked in his smooth tone of voice. "Let's see, I got it ummm, maybe 3 hours ago? Been walking on it for about an hour after collapsing for a while." Vander only shook his head once more at my words before getting up from his seat that sat in front of me. His heavy feet could be heard plowing down the stairs and light chattering could be heard before a mob of children ran up the stairs. Tones on tones of comments and concerned voice spread through my ears as the children began to get worried at my state. "Children, calm down. I'm not going anymore pow-pow so don't worry sweetheart. And no Claggor, you will definitely get my famous mac&cheese for lunch still! And Mylo please for once stop teasing power. And Vi" I touched her face,"stop making a mess out of yourself. You've got gunk all over your face. If your going to do a job do it right." Vi rolled her eyes at me before smiling. "And don't you roll your eyes at me young lady, if you roll them to much they'll be stuck like that!" I snickered as well as everyone else. Vander led the kids to bed than found his way back to me. "Okay crazy women, enough chit chat! Let's get working on this thigh of yours." I laughed quietly. Time passed and Vander did his job. I can't tell you it's the best experience I've been through. Their was a lot of aggressive squeezing of the shoulder to help stop my yelling of vile words and ungodly language. Vander made sure to wrap the bandages tight around my thigh just to make sure nothing would bleed through. Now knowing about my leg, I will be on house arrest, Vander would flip his top if I got out of bed! Vander carful tided a bow to seal the bandages to my leg than moved away to wash his hands. "I can't tell you if that was my best or worse situation, but damn that hurt!" I said snickering. Getting a little one from Vander as well! "Okay, enough for today! Let's go kiss the kids goodnight and than off to bed for you missy" Vander said wiping his hands on a towel as well pointing a finger at me with a raised eyebrow. "Yes sir!" I said with a smirk. I hopped off the table than wobbled myself to the door to downstairs. Each kid was fast asleep already. I started with Powder, moved to VI, Claggor, and finally Mylo. That sweet baby Echo isn't here today, he's staying with his family tonight. I made my way back up the stairs into me and Vander's room. Walking in and seeing him already passed out, i snickered getting my clothes from inside my dresser and then walked into the bathroom to change. When I was finally done I walked in and got into bed. I snuggled close to Vander kissing his cheek as a goodnight and wrapped the blanket around me. Strong arms wrapped around my waist with a light squeeze that told me everything I needed to know.

~I love you~

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And that's a warp!!! I'm so sorry I've been gone! Finals and school have been on my ass these pash weeks, but I will tell you I do get out this week so yay for that! Anyways hope you enjoyed and I'll get to those requests as soon as possible! Love you guys *kisses*

-Author Bonez