My job at I.M.P.

Chapter 1: What it's like to go to hell

Ahhhh, hell, where am I *touches his face to feel the bullet that previously killed him* hell I swear I felt the shot, the blood, the sound and the blank mind. *takes a deep breath and thinks if it's a dream* Where am I? What is this place? * When he got up he noticed that his skin was dark blue, looking like an animal with fur *. Ahhh god, this is very bad, what am I?, please let it be a dream, I hope it's not what I think it is. *in that and thanks to a puddle of a strange liquid, he saw his reflection* Or not if that's what I think *He turns around seeing that the buildings of the place were so strange, in that a kind of... let's say demon similar to him approaches*

_____: Who are you? What am I doing here? where I am?

demon: More respect, right? I'm not going to tell you my name, but I can tell you that you're in hell.

_____: Hell!!

demon: underworld, the other side, eternity, whatever you humans call it. you've just arrived?

_____: actually, yes. I don't know if I died in the wrong place to have a big fall here.

demon: It doesn't matter, it's like welcome to this hellish paradise

_____: let me emphasize, I am a demon, I will be here until the centuries of the centuries and...

demon: Excuse the welcoming committee so bad. And what did you do to end up in this place?

_____: I stuck my nose in the wrong place and ended up getting shot, I can't believe I ended up here, it wasn't even that bad, I just went broke and my only recourse was stealing, I stole from the wrong person and the rest is history , all to end in this place.

demon: that's why you came here, did you know that theft is a deadly sin?

_____: And what do you do here in hell, play cards?
demon: It's like a second life only, in a less friendly place, you will see many new things and people just like you, there is day and night, there are races of demons, some taller, others smaller, don't worry about the difference of language everyone speaks the same language. enjoy the stay.

_____: okay. but now what do i do?

demon: work, steal, eat, it is not your new life. This is the pentagram city, with the largest number of sinners just like you, a few kilometers to the east is imp city, another city a little less populated by sinners, but more demons originating from here.

_____: pentagram? like they didn't put much effort into the name, imp city sounds calmer.

demon: well if it is more inhabited by demons originating from here and pentagram for more like you. I have to go to retire, I already lost a lot of time. have a bad time

_____: ok... I guess. Now?

_____ was walking through the dark pentagram streets, he saw everything, everything seemed new to him, he saw the stores and when he saw that they asked him for money he knew how things worked.

_____: I don't think there is anything new here, there is more. sinners as that devil said. The one from a while ago said that, a few kilometers to the east, there was another city. that wea, I'll go to leg I don't think it's that much.
He grabbed his water and set off for imp city, at first _____ had a good time, he remembered the good times when he was alive, and he gave thanks for having the memories even after he died. Hours passed until he saw a large sign that said. IMP city 20km. _____ brought out a smile knowing that he was already close, but suddenly his laughter was gone when he heard a very familiar sound.

_____: Please, I also inherited being hungry? I thought that those things would be eliminated with the loss of my body, now that I eat.
in that he saw something that was closer to a farm. he got ready to go there, he knocked on the door and a demon similar to an original little devil attended him

Devil: What do you want here?

_____: Hey yes, I need some food and I saw your... farm? and I thought that if he could give me food?
In that the imp closes the door,

_____: that's what he thought. *I have to think of something, quickly*.

_____ sneaked into the property to make sure the imp was alone, indeed he was alone, so he thought of a way to get him out while he stole the food. ______ didn't think much about it, so he went to the front to knock on the door and then ran to the kitchen window to open it and get food. As the imp approached the door, he _____ opened the refrigerator to take out a kind of meat and a bottle of water. _____ left as fast as possible until he reached the bottom of a bridge. there he decided to install for tomorrow to continue with the tour. He ate the meat and realized that he was very good, after finishing, he drank water and lay down to sleep.

_____: Well, I've already set it up, tomorrow I'll continue with the tour and look for a good source of income.

Day fell and _____ washed his hands with a little water and took his route. almost arriving in imp city he asked himself some questions

_____: when I arrive what will I do. look for a job, just like that. resort to looting?
All those and many more gave him a jumble when he arrived. It's here, IMPcity

_____: Well let's resort to looking for a job first, and to be of anything and if that fails I will resort to looting.

_____ he was asking in each store he saw, but of course nobody wanted a newcomer without experience and those who said yes, required something more concrete. _____ he was aimless and was already considering resorting to looting, he had in view some possible hiding places. but he decided to ask in the center, but he was still rejected in some and threatened in others until....

_____: Was a job good or not? what is that.

In that he saw a badly written sign that said more or less that it was murder to the world of the living. It caught his attention he thought there would be some portal to the world of the living, and he decided to enter without much hope. Upon entering I ask about the murders of a kind of demon. The demon told him that it was on the third floor, when he arrived he saw to the left that it was a door that said imp of.

_____: it's here I guess, my ticket out
As he opened the door he decided to ask a kind of dog or gray wolf on 2 legs
Gray bitch: ehh, what do you want? If you're the one with the garbage, the can is over there and I won't give you a tip.

_____: what are you, a dog or demon?

gray dog: hey, be more careful with what you say, you don't want to end up eaten to ironically end up in the trash.

_____: well, well, it's okay, are you the one with the murders?

Gray dog: I'm not him, I'm her, and I'm not from the murders, look at me I'm the receptionist, talk to Blitz

_____: Who?

gray dog: !!BLITZ THERE IS SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!

Blitz: who wants to talk to me loony?

_____: Looney??

Blitz: hey who are you? the garbage man

loony: don't tell me like that

_____: So, what's your name?

Blitz: her name is loona, my daughter

_____: loona? seriously, her daughter, they don't look alike at all, you don't want to say her pet and they didn't even think much about the name
loona: shut up, or you know what will happen, what's your name? let's see if your name is better

_____: _____, 19 years

blitz: ahh you're a sinner, because no one from hell has what you call a last name other than that the few sinners i know don't have the last name _____.

loona: I'm sorry for you, I'm sure you were petrified when you found out you fell here,

Blitz: well that's it, what are you doing here *_____*?

_____: I'm here to talk to you, is he the one with the murders, right?

Blitz: Well then let's talk in the office.

Loona: lucky loser..