Incorrect Quotes (Jake Edition)

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Haven't uploaded any Incorrect Quotes so here's Jake x Everyone edition!

Ships contained: Drake, Jander, Jailey, Juke, Jaisy, Jamilly, Jean, Jia/Jalia, and Jake x Y/N.

Also not all of this are romantic, some of them are platonic/funny.



Drake (Drew x Jake):

Jake: 🎶 Our friendship goes beyond 🎶

Drew: 🎶 Your average kind of bond 🎶

Jake: 🎶 Because we're gay- 🎶

Drew: 🎶 NO! NOT BECAUSE WE'RE GAY- 🎶



Jander (Jake x Zander) : 

Lia: How's the most beautiful person in Rose-Meadow High school doing?

Jake: Wait Lemme ask him, OI ZANDER-



Jailey (Jake x Hailey) :

Hailey: the food is still hot.

Jake: I would still eat you if you were hot~

Hailey: *flustered*

Milly: AND I JUST WANT ONE DINNER, JUST ONE-



Juke (Jake x Luke) :

Luke: I have an Heart attack.

Luke: It keeps coming in and out.

Jake: *walks in the music room*

Luke: there it is again.



Jaisy (Jake x Daisy) :

Daisy: oh no we're stuck in this room.

Jake: *swallowing the key* How un-lucky.



Jamilly (Jake x Milly) :

Milly: With all this laundry, I feel like the first president. I am washing-ton.

Hailey: but i thought you had a cleaning fairy to do the laundry-

Jake walking with Fairy wings on: Alright guys, I'm off to laundry duty.



Jean (Jake x Sean) :

Jake holding a pot of coffee and a cereal box: What if...Instead of milk with cereal, I put coffee with cereal?

Sean taking the pot away from him: What if you don't.



Jia/Jalia (Jake x Lia) : 

Lia texting in the groupchat: I'm coming over to Jake's house, is there anything that I don't need to bring?

Jake: No flirts or pick-up lines.

Lia: ...

Lia: I'm not coming.



Jake x Y/N:

Jake: Y/N, truth or dare?

You: truth.

Jake: Do you want to kiss me?

You: dare.

Jake: I dare you to kiss me.




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