The Story of Baller Drugswood

Untitled Part 7

Chapter written by all of us

Con:

atop balls tower, baller drugswood and president of earth, chair baggington find themselves in a stand-off.  they draw their guns, and call apon help. Outside, on one side government officials and tanks, on the other, drunks and truck drivers emerge from the stairwell. both are ready for the battle of the baller. The storm clouds gather.

Cas:

"FIRE" says Chair B.

"i have 5 weeks to live" says Baller.

Baller sobbs away, leaving the drunks and truck drivers alone with Chair B. 

Baller takes a flight back to the US and when he lands he runs back to drunksville.

Sav:

Upon arriving at Little Drunksville, Baller launched the plan. the SECRET plan!

*le flashy back*

"Alright bois, heres the plan." Romaton Tomaton said. "We need to lure out Chair Baggington-"

"Who's Chair Baggington? Baller Drugswood interrupted.

"President of earth." Romaton sighed. "Anyway, heres the plan."

"We need to lure out Chair Baggington, as to anger the governments of the world. As people native to Little Drunksville, we need to get the people on our side. They may be drunkards and insane truck drivers, but we need all our manpower to defeat all millitaries. If we can cause millitary uproar, good for us.

Once the people are in revolt, however small that revolt may be, we roll into Baggingtons office in Amsterdam. There, me and Thicceth Johan will bust out the miniguns and load em up with all the weed. This will cause lots of lung cancer and Baller will die in 5 weeks but it is for the greater good.

After everyone has lung cancer, we can then unleash our next plan, coronavirus. Once uneashing this virus, we get the public to take a 'vaccine'. This will implant a chip in them and make sure only 500m are left alive but turned into robots and the rest, they must die.

With our robot army, we may start 'The First Galactic Empire of Drunksville'.

We need to get Baller back to Little Drunksville after giving the city of Amsterdam lung cancer. This way, Baller can unleash the virus."

With their plan set, it was go time.

Con:

baller got onto a plane. again.

he had retrieved the coronavirus capsule, and needed to return to amsterdam ASAP.

he got on his private jet, which he could afford now because of TAX EVASION.

"i have to hurry! i don't care how dangerous it is, go as fast as you can!!!"

a white streak soared over the cities, deserts, oceans and landed in amsterdam.

romaton and thicceth johan were waiting. 

 "i came as fast as i could", said baller.

"we have the miniguns and the weed. but we need you to get to the top of baller tower. there you'll find a giant cannon on a record player. once you load the virus into the cannon, just wait or our signal."

baller climbed the tower, whilst romaton and johan barged into the presidents room, taking out the guards and facing th president. "woah, gentlemen, lets talk about this..."

"open the windows."

  "these big ones above the whole city?"

"i said open them!"

"ok, ok geez..."

the windows opened, and the men shot out 69 metric tons of weed. they covered the city, and soon people started coughing and dying, dropping like flies in the streets. baller looked over the city, and felt a chill down his spine. he had five weeks to live.

back inn the president's room, the men turned around to kill the president.

"where the fuck is he?!"

Cas:

Chair B had flew to china!

"So we have to go to china" Said Baller.

so baller flew to china but det plane was bombed with C4s all over the plane and the plane Crashed in north korea.

"i am gonna die" said baller.

Ballers drugs fell out of the plane. :(

"kill me" said Baller.

back at thicceth johans place in amsterdam, he smoked 200 tonnes of WEED.

"oh what is the jet doing here and Chair B's plane here" said johan.

Sav:

(Sidenote: Cas why dost thy maketh my life hell how am i meant to build off this wtf)

Baller Drugswood was hyperventilating. He had now 3 weeks to live and the past two weeks in North Korea had been extreme pain and no successes had been made. 

Wandering the streets of Pyongyang, he met a familiar woman,

Donald Trumps mother.

Baller gasped and dived behind a pillar of the nearby University of Pyongyang as Donalds mother pulled out the ass blaster laser gun.

As he dived, he heard the screams of university students as Donalds mother shot, and missed.

Baller spotted Kim Jong-Un in a nearby car and hopped in, kicking our glorious leader out. 

He panickingly drove across the country to the sound of an angry mother and asses getting blasted.

this is unfinished cause we wrote it like last year and it always will be cause I hate this sm jwejhwhs