Moma: okaaaa kids it's time for bed
Twins: but mommmma we wanna hear
Moma: I know but you have to
Twins: okaaaay goodbight Momma
Moma: good night gw0rls
In the morning he made breakfast again and decided to tell them why in the morning.
When the twins got up they ate and were about to go to the game room {of course they have a game room}. When moma wanted to tell them why...
Putin moma: Gw0rls do you wanna hear the story now? Twins: yesss pls moma!
Putin: I had walked in on your father kissing a shrek poster on their wedding day, after that moma also found a Fiona, Billie Eilish, and of course donkey. Putin was heart broken he ran away and that show it all went down.
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How I met your father...
RomanceVladdydaddy[vladimir putin] x Orange Creamsicle {Donald Trump}