Barvard: HELLO MY FALOOPAS I'M YOUR FAVOURITE FALOOPA HOST, BARVARD!
Audience: Roar in cheers
Barvard: Now let's see here, hm, the script says to dance like a bird laying an egg on its 10th funeral in the street of Random Tree #2? Should be easy! Moves his right leg to the, left leg to the back right wing to the back, left wing up, looks to the left, 3,2,1Starts dancing
Audience: Roars in laughter
Pestico: Ah, an audience, more like a FALOOPIENCE!
Barvard: Good one pestico, but I'm afraid, It's called a audience
Pestico: Tell me barvard, why are chips and guns similar?
Barvard: Why?
Pestico: if you bring them to school people want to be your "fake friends"
Barvard: We're birds we don't go to school.
Pestico: Humans do though!
Keevan: Guys, I have been hiding something
Pestico: Hm?
Keevan: I have a brother... COME OUT
Keeeevan: Hey I'm Keeeevan! And we have another brother
Keeeeeevan: Hey we have ANOTHER brother guess his name!
Audience: Keeeeeeeeeevan?
Keeeeeevan: Nope, It's...
Kevan: I'm the first born child!
Audience: Oohhhh
Keevan: Ok you can go now, anyways so what do you call a hummingbird which makes people around it weak?
Audience: We don't know!
Keevan: A NUMBING BIRD!
Barvard: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Audit: Why?
Barvard: To get to the idiot's house!
Audience: not amused
Pestico: Knock Knock
Barvard: Who's there
Pestico: Chicken.
Audience: roars in laughter
Pestico: PFFFTTT YOU FELL FOR IT
Barvard: Good one Parcel box
Pestico: ....
Barvard: HAHAHAHA
Keevan: what's a disabled person with a chair use?
Barvard: What do they use?
Keevan: YO MAMA
Barvard: Ok, good one. BUT THAT WILL BE THE END OF COMEDY #1!
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Faloopa's Comedy Show
HumorIn this story you will find jokes and stuff that's funny, Faloopa is a term I came up with it's pronounced FA-LOO-PAA, It means A Comedic Bird, since the story provides different Birds which are comedic.
