Barvard: HELLO MY WONDERFUL FALOOPAS!
Audience: HELLO!
Barvard: Today we have a special guest! Come out!
Backstage worker: Hey! Wish.com spiderman hurry up!
Audience: roars in laughter
Spiderman: I'm spiderman, spiderman! Your friendly neighborhood spiderman, spiderman, spiderman, your creepy neighborhood spiderman!
Barvard: Hello spiderman! So! What is your identity?
Spiderman: I am umm... Pea.... Tear.... Park... Er? Yeah I'm uh, Peter Parker! AW C'MON!
Barvard: Hi Peter! So, who is your friend actor
Spiderman: Its gotta be... Robbing downtown Jr.
Audience: roars in laughter
Barvard: Wow- why is the last line not in italic?
Spiderman: Did you just break the fourth wall?!
Barvard: No I didn't! The person writing made me!
Spiderman: I'm sure I mean the writer would totally make me slap myse- slaps himself
Barvard: see....
Spiderman: Welp I better swing away now! Wh-wheres the ropes on the stage?
Barvard: I don't know-just walk away
Spiderman: ok
Barvard: our next guest is....Shirocat!
Shirocat:
Barvard: Um... Yeah- I didn't understand that-Shirocat:
Keiya: She said "I want butter pwops"
Barvard: butter pops? What are those?
Keiya: More of....
Barvard: NOOOOOOOO! NOT MORE!
Speaker: the next show is about to begin.. PLEASE GET OUT!
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Faloopa's Comedy Show
HumorIn this story you will find jokes and stuff that's funny, Faloopa is a term I came up with it's pronounced FA-LOO-PAA, It means A Comedic Bird, since the story provides different Birds which are comedic.