COMEDY #2

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Barvard: HELLO MY WONDERFUL FALOOPAS!

Audience: HELLO!

Barvard: Today we have a special guest! Come out!

Backstage worker: Hey! Wish.com spiderman hurry up!

Audience: roars in laughter

Spiderman: I'm spiderman, spiderman! Your friendly neighborhood spiderman, spiderman, spiderman, your creepy neighborhood spiderman!

Barvard: Hello spiderman! So! What is your identity?

Spiderman: I am umm... Pea.... Tear.... Park... Er? Yeah I'm uh, Peter Parker! AW C'MON!

Barvard: Hi Peter! So, who is your friend actor

Spiderman: Its gotta be... Robbing downtown Jr.

Audience: roars in laughter

Barvard: Wow- why is the last line not in italic?

Spiderman: Did you just break the fourth wall?!

Barvard: No I didn't! The person writing made me!

Spiderman: I'm sure I mean the writer would totally make me slap myse- slaps himself

Barvard: see....

Spiderman: Welp I better swing away now! Wh-wheres the ropes on the stage?

Barvard: I don't know-just walk away

Spiderman: ok

Barvard: our next guest is....Shirocat!

Shirocat:

Barvard: Um

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Barvard: Um... Yeah- I didn't understand that-

Shirocat:

Keiya: She said "I want butter pwops"

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Keiya: She said "I want butter pwops"

Barvard: butter pops? What are those?

Keiya: More of....

Barvard: NOOOOOOOO! NOT MORE!

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Barvard: NOOOOOOOO! NOT MORE!

Speaker: the next show is about to begin.. PLEASE GET OUT!

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