Michael: hey shit father I stapled my nipples together can you come over
William: ..this is shared with our whole family what the flying fuck
Elizabeth: what are nipples? Are those the things gay men use when having sexual intercorse?
Michael: those are called penis dumbass.
Evan: what's a penis?
William: I had that with Henry a few nights ago
Henry: don't give them ideas.
Mrs. Afton: Why the hell would you say that in front of the kids!?
Michael: ew correct grammar lmao
Elizabeth: what does lmao mean
Michael: bro stop asking questions you little shit
William: alright stop arguing or I'm bringing Phil into this
Henry: what's wrong with Phil?
Evan: he is kinda annoying ngl
William: see? chip agreed with me!
Mrs. Afton: Why did you call Evan a chip? Also I'm deeply offended by what you said Michael.
Michael: IT WAS A JOKE 💀
William: I called Evan chip because when he got chomped it sounded like a chip
Mrs. Afton has removed "William"
Elizabeth: why did you remove daddy?
Mrs. Afton: because HE WAS BEING A DICK!
Micheal: oooo hello kitty lamp bitch used no grammar 👏👏👏
Mrs. Afton removed "Michael"
Henry added "william" and "Michael"
Henry: stop!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
William: that's it I'm adding Phil
William has added "Phil .G"
Michael: hi dick
Phil G.: why did I get added here?
William: uh because we miss youuuuu! 🙄💅
Evan: he did it because they were arguing so he added you as a punishment
Phil G.: Aw ok should I leave?
Henry: no you fine!
Michael: but if you are then make it soon.
Elizabeth: bro don't be mean!
Michael: yeah sure thing ice cream
Elizabeth: how about you go make yourself some EGGS!!
Mrs. Afton removed herself
William: yay that bitch is gone
Phil G.: guys stop fighting :(
Henry: yeah it's becoming annoying!
William changed everyone's name to "Fred bear ate food"
William changed "Evan"'s name to "food"
Fred bear ate food: WAIT WHICH IS WHICH NOW
Food: why am I named food?! SHOULD I BE CONCERNED OR UPSET???
Fred bear ate food: Ohoh I see the joke now 😏
Fred bear ate food changed everyone's name back to normal
Henry: OH MY GOD THANK YOU
Elizabeth: you should be thanking me. >:(
Henry: oh, then thank you
Elizabeth: your welcome :)
Michael where did the others go to?
Henry: probably to sleep
Evan: let us rest. Stfu
Michael: fine goodnight mother FUCKERS
Elizabeth: 🙄
Henry: gn!! :3
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Skronklys are now asleep and I'm going to also. Don't bug me if I don't update soon bc I'm busy a lot >:(
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Afton family group chat (Bluey capsules)
HumorI DONT KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE BLUEY CAPSULES PART OF FNAF SO DONT YELL AT ME IF I MESS UP A CANNON THING also it's going to be no one's pov in texting
