Riddler: Hewwo batman. Did you wike my notes, UWU.
Batman: *starts reconsidering his 'no killing' rule*.
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Batman, turning to the camera after the Riddler starts singing Ave Maria: And this, my friends, is why I don't go to FVCKING CHURCH!
(Credit to: the batman incorrect quotes/@theinbats on twitter.)
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Riddler: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Batman, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Riddler:
Riddler: fsh
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Batman: What are your goals?
Catwoman: To pet all the cats.
Batman: No, fitness goals.
Catwoman: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the cats.
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Batman: Catwoman and I don't use pet names.
Riddler: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Batman: Honey?
Catwoman: Yes, dear?
Batman:
Riddler: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Riddler: Am I going too far?
Gordon and Batman: No, no, no. You went too far about several weeks ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Riddler in one of his letters: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Gordon: What is it?
Batman: Remorse code.
Gordon: I'm even angrier now.
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Batman: Where are you going?
Riddler: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there
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Batman: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Catwoman: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Batman: Absolutely not.
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Batman: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Catwoman: You and me.
Batman, tearing up: Okay.
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Riddler: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Riddler: Like, when- I mean if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
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