"Wait, you really haven't been to an amusement park before?"
Currently the duo was surrounding me with looks of extreme shock written on their faces. We were currently sitting in my room and I was being roped into some plans I wasn't looking forward to.
"That's crazy dude? Is this because you had strict parents or something?"
Well, he isn't exactly wrong...
"Yeah, kind of..."
"No wonder you got that perfect score in that retarded maths exam." Ike said while nodding to himself.
"Yeah bro, you really should have touched some grass back then. You wouldn't have ended like this then."
Was me scoring perfect score really that bad?
"I think you are misunder- "
"Don't worry Ayanokouji, as the member of Class D ultimate trio, we will assist you in becoming a man of culture." Ike proudly announced grabbing my shoulders with his hands.
Please keep me out of this group with such an embarrassing name. I'd rather be a member of Ayanokouji group than the one you both are planning.
"I don't have a choice, do I?"
Both Sudou and Ike shook their heads with a serious look in their eyes.
"Fine then, what exactly do I have to do to become a 'man of culture'?"
"Good question, Ike the answer" Sudou said looking towards Ike.
Ike totally surprised at the sudden attention towards him coughed,
"Sorry but er... I don't actually know how to be a man of culture. Maybe you could try becoming cool like us Ayanokouji?"
I would rather leave this school than be cool like you Ike.
"It is hard to be like you Ike, you are too cool for me to imitate."
"Ha-ha Ayanokouji, you are gonna make your brother blush."
"Oi Ike, you've already got shinohara, keep your eyes away from Ayanokouji."
"Shut up, that's not what I meant. Leave me what about you? Still chasing after Horikita's pussy? I bet that Utomiya guy from year 1 gonna bang her before you."
"YOU ASSHOLE!!" Sudo flared while wrestling Ike to the ground.
How did this conversation turn into something like this? Well, that's to be expected when you hang out with these two.
"SAVE YOUR BROTHER AYANOKOUJI!!"
"You both should fight to death."
"Nice idea Ayanokouji."
"Oi you wanna kill your bro, Ayanokouji?!!!"
"Don't worry I can definitely afford some private points for your funeral." I said while showing him my phone.
"No wait, why are you planning my funeral!!!?"
"Oi Ike what did you say earlier? Who's gonna what to Suzune?"
"Forgive me Sudou, I meant Kushida, yeah I definitely meant kushida."
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"Again, I thought we were over that by now?"
"No Ayanokouji, we had a talk with our inner conscience last night and we both felt really bad for Karuizawa San."
Such deep words, but why would you feel bad for my girlfriend.
"Keep my girlfriends name out of your mouth."
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Classroom Of The Elite : N S F W
Fanfic(Not Safe For Work) Behind the Scenes of the life of Characters of Classroom Of The Elite. (This is purely fictional and I own nothing apart from the plot.)
