m(y ass)ky x p(ie)yro fnafucktion

the epic funni joke that always happens when

the epic funni joke that always happens when the ppl and me in our discord server talk about dominant or submissive (lmao)

of course i came up with the idea because i am just so original

[BASED ON A TRUE STORY]

It was seven in the morning and like most people were still sleeping and I personally was watching the whole thing out the window five miles away with binoculars

Masky and Pyro were the only ones awake (and me) and gray was on top of the roof or some other shit i dont fucking know.

Masky: Pyro I'm so hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Pyro: Then what do we make?

Masky: I don't know how to cook! Neither do you.

Pyro: Fine then. Were placing an order.

Masky: Really?! Thank youuuuuuu!

Pyro: Well whats in it for me?

Masky: Pyro I swear to god shut the fuck up about that.

Pyro: Fine then. Don't do anything... But I'm not kissing you for the whole day.

Masky: What?! That's not even fair!

Pyro: Your choice.

Masky: I fucking hate when you put me in this situations.

Pyro: Love you too~

Masky couldnt help but just kissed him there.

They kissed for like idk 10 seconds

They stopped and something i dont know lmao

Masky: Is that the first thing we do after waking up?

Pyro: Doesn't like every couple do that?

Masky: Good point

Xan524, looking at the living room window 5 miles away: Lmao i cant wait for the totally funny joke xd xdx dx dx dx dxdx

Masky: I hate when you act super cute and I cant help but just- I cant even say it!

Pyro: I'm always cute!

Masky: I can confirm that is in fact, not true.

Pyro: Shut up and just order already!

Masky: *giggles cutely*

Pyro: Quit that and choose what to order!

Masky: Well I'm ordering Subway of course.

Pyro: Come on you always choose that! Why can't you just choose something different for a change?

Masky: Fine then. What do you want to order?

Pyro: Dominos...

Masky: You're the one to talk! You always order that too.

Pyro: Then how do we choose?

Masky: I don't know! You are the so called "Topper" here huh?

Pyro: Hey don't joke about that because you are mad that I always top you!

Masky: Pyro I swear I will keep waiting for the day where you will eventually become submissive forever.

Pyro: You know Masky, didn't that thing you said sound familiar?

Masky: What is it?

Pyro: That terrible submissive comment you made.

Masky: No? Also its not terrible I mean you are always the so called "Dominant" here.

Pyro: Wait a second...

Masky: What happened now? Did you think of an unfunny sub and dom joke right here? Come on just order something else!

Pyro: Masky. I think I know why you like Subway a lot. 

Masky: Yeah. Because I prefer sandwiches?

Pyro: No. I'm pretty sure its because of an unfunny sub and dom joke right here.

Masky: Pyro what are you on abo- *realizes* ...

Pyro: OH SHIIIIIIIII
Masky: OH SHIIIIIIIII

The End xd lmao please laugh its such a funni joke!!11!!1