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How exactly did you get yourself in this position? Well... first... you were kidnapped by a psychopath who wanted to murder your brother, then you were saved by someone who looked like your big brother and his friend... then you two were adopted, then you fought off a bunch of stand users, then you got your own stand, fought off more stand users but this time they were rock people??? Then the family fought off a floofy hair guy but he disappeared. So Kaato didn't get the chance to pass the curse to the floofy hair guy so Y/N healed Tsurugi, Kaato, Joubin, Norisuke, and Joshu from dying.
"Josukeeeeee!!!! Y/NNNNN!!!!! Over here!!! Were at the Café!" Daiya waved at Y/N and Josuke as they enter the café and take a seat "They say dad is gonna be discharged from the hospital! So we're gonna celebrate! So I thought that we could get everyone together here... and choose a cake!" Daiya said as she grabbed a magnifying glass and placed it in her eye while looking at the cakes "They're alllll cakes from the Higashikata fruit parlor! Cherries are daddy's so I was thinking maybe thiiis one!~" Daiya pointed at the cake decorated in cherries "But the strawberry ones are most popular and flowery so its pretty tough competition... also this chocolate one's velvety smooth..." Hado stood up
"Daiya! We shouldn't be choosing based on which is popular or based on likes and dislikes! This celebration isn't about dad leaving the hospital! The cake has to have the meaning of 'a new beginning' for the Higashikata family!" Hado paused " You know how dad says on how in difficult times or when something unfortunate happens, fruit is the only proper thing as a gift! So lets all choose one together for dad's sake" Hado said "Huh??? Th-Then... U-Umn.... Uh..." Tsurugi started to cry along with Joshu and Hado "Were a fruit seller, U-Um, s-so then we can probably eliminate these cheesecakes and stuff... maybe?" Daiya cried "How about you choose Josuke?" Y/N suggested "Yeah! You choose Josuke!" Joubin said "You pick which cake we go with, Josuke" Tsurugi said "Me? You want me to pick the cake?" Josuke pointed at himself "Yeah choose one Josuke..."
"That was a hard one..." Josuke said "Yeah yeah! Super hard choice for dad!" Y/N said "Lets get home now, I'll make food for everyone," Joubin said, The ground started shaking "W-Woah! Why the hell is the ground shaking?!" Daiya held onto Josuke's hand "What the fuck?!" Joubin yelled. The ground started cracking and created a large hole "OH SHIT!" Josuke grabbed Daiya and threw her to Hado as the ground started cracking more and Y/N, Yasuho, and Josuke fall down the cracks "Y/NNN!!! JOSUKEEE!!!! YASUHOOOO!!!!" Daiya, Tsurugi and Joshu yelled as the cracks quickly closed
"WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK" Josuke yelled as they enter a portal-like area "HOLY CRAP IS THAT FLOOFY HAIR GUY?!" Y/N pointed to Tooru "Tooru!? I thought he died?!" Yasuho yelled "Y-Yasuho?!" Tooru looked at Yasuho. They suddenly fell faster and then.... Boom! They fell down on the floor "What the actual fuck" Josuke panted "T-Tooru I thought you died?!" Yasuho crawled to Josuke and Y/N "What? Floofy hair guy is named Toowu?" Y/N rubbed her eyes "Soft and wet!" Josuke yelled as Soft and wet manifested "Woah Woah woah! Remember if you attack me! Something's bad gonna happen!" Tooru brought out wonder of u "I can still fucking kill you dumbass!" Josuke yelled as he stood up and created several bubbles. Tooru stood up and brought Wonder of U into a fighting stance, both of them were about to start fighting "w-wait no!" Yasuho yelled, "To Be Loved!" Y/N called out her stand and grabbed the two boys by the head and shook it "Stop it! We have no idea where the fuck we are! If we start murdering each other we're gonna get in trouble so how about we stop kicking each other's asses later!?" Y/N scolded the two boys
"Yeah! Y/N is right! We might get in trouble!" Yasuho stood up "Fine..." Josuke said as he desummoned his stand and Tooru followed as well "Now... where exactly are we?" Tooru said "Are we in the city?" Yasuho said "Maybe? But the buildings are very... futuristic- HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT?!" Y/N screamed as a person flew(?) over them "What the hell?! Is that a person flying?! Is that a stand user?!" Josuke looked up "Hey brats! This our territory!" A man with horns said along with other gangsters "Yeah Yeah! Get out of our way brats!" another one said, "The fuck you want?" Josuke summoned Soft and Wet "Josuke Onii-chan! Let me handle this, we can get info from them!" Y/N shook Josuke's arm "And I'll use Paisley Park to check on their phone" Yasuho whispered "Hey brats?! Didn't you hear me?!" The horned man said as he took out a gun and his goons follow. Y/N walked over to the gangsters "Hello Misters~ Do you mind helping us out?" Y/N said
"Tch! I told you to go away from our territory!" The horned man shot at Y/N several times "To Be Loved!" TBL manifested and quickly deflected the bullets "What the hell?!" The goons said "All right its my turn now!" Y/N puts her hand in a heart shape... suddenly a pink glow appears and it creates shockwaves. Soon Y/N stops the shockwave "Now~ Your gonna answer our questions one way or another~. Or else.... Perhaps you want me to slowly deteriorate your health while we interrogate you?~"
"A-All right! F-F-Fine! Please don't hurt us anymore!" The horned guy pleaded "All right then~" Y/N walked back to Josuke "What year is it?" Tooru said, "I-Its currently 2400!" One of the goons said "Holy shit! We traveled 389 years into the future!" Josuke panicked "Tooru did you do this?!" Yasuho walked up to Tooru and cracked her knuckled, Tooru raised his hands "No! My stand can only cause calamity not whatever this shit is!" Tooru said "Can you give us your wallets?~" Y/N said "No! we answered your question now leave us alone!" The horned man said as Y/N gave him a menacing stare "Its ok!" Y/N said as she smiled sweetly while TBL grabbed the horned man's wallet
