The EPIC Interview with Dave

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Very epic story yes

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Ok lets get on with eit

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Dave was doing some epic gamer hackering thingy on a computer while his ugly ass son was at uhhherrmmmm a friends house. Suddenly someone kicks down the door and walks up to dave while making the loudest noise known to mankind, dave sits there frozen like the water bottle i left in my freezer. The man is Dr. Phil,,,,,,,,, NO ITS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

"HI DAVE MAY I INTERVIEW YOU" the goofy ahh man yelled, or asked idfk. Dave hit the emote button on accident but immediately snapped out of it to deliver an answer, but he thought about it at first bc he didn't want to possibly end up in hell or something. "Yeah sure, you can interview me" he said in a low, calm tone (BE LOUD DAMN IT) "ok lol" the funni man says while he grabbed dave and his wheelchair and yeeted him to Florida. Where the interview will take place. Dave confused out of his ass questions what just happened, but gets used to it like two seconds because fuck you!!!!!!!!💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Turns out the funny man is recursed, he was Dr. Phil at first for some reason,,, "HI GUYS ANS WELCOME TO THIS EPIC INTERVIEW WITH DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Recursed shouted out loud with his nonexistent fucking lungs. It was then revealed there was a crowd after recursed broke the sound barrier, the crowd consisted of main dnb mfs, among us imposters, madness comba, sonic hedgehog real and buff TF2 men. (Tick Tock - Joji) dave was confused with the odd mixture of people in the crowd, but knew they were all there for his interview, so he brushed it off. Recursed pulled an Dr. Eggman and got into some eggmobile thing, and began the EPIC interview

Someone draw that that'd be funny as hell

"SOOOOOO dave,,, the world wants to know your experience as an algebra teacher...." recursed said while leaning out of the floating robot fucking thing nearly falling out of it and hitting his big ass blocky ahh head. Dave looks at recursed and the crowd silently, cleared his throat and began to explain his experience as an algebra teacher. (Awesome) "being an algebra teacher is very fun but has its ups and downs, my students are very rowdy and tend to fuck up almost everything ever when class is not in session and sometimes even in session. My only well behaved student is Playrobot, but she herself can be rowdy as well. Algebra itself is very difficult and sometimes my students don't want to even learn i-" dave said but was cut off by eggman kicking down the door. Looking at recursed in his eggmobile thing. "YOU UGLY ASS BLOCK MAN GET OUT OF MY FUCKING MACHINE!!!!!1" eggman yelled while pointing at recursed, recursed pulled a rarity from mlp and acted dramatic and diva-ish. Then begins messing with buttons on the eggmobile thing to see whats gonna stop him from getting his ass beat, but it was already too late as eggman has jumped on the thing trying to get recursed out of it. Dave just sat there watching this nonsense unravel, but made the decision to wheel himself out of that shitshow.

The crowd watched in horror but the buff tf2 men were playing that one song that traumatized yhe whole tf2 community became awesome funny amomg us found at walmart at 3am gone wrong cops called

Dave leaves and attempts to return home as he needs to get back to his ugly mf son, unless the bamber took the ugly ass rat already. (I BULLY TRISTAN 4 FUN -BEATBOXES FEROCIOUSLY-) dave then remembers he's in fucking Florida so this is gonna be a long ass ride, until recursed who's still in the fucking eggman thing shows up and grabs dave. "We will not question what happened there, all I gotta say is shit went down lmfao" recursed said to dave and he yeets him back to where he belongs.