Draken: [Pointing at the broken coffee machine.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Mitsuya: ...I did. I broke it.
Draken: No. No you didn't. Baji?
Baji: Don't look at me. Look at Chifuyu.
Chifuyu: What?! I didn't break it.
Baji: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Chifuyu: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Baji: Suspicious.
Chifuyu: No it's not!
Smiley: If it matters, probably not, but Mikey was the last one to use it.
Mikey: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Smiley: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Mikey: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Smiley!
Mitsuya: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Draken.
Draken: No! Who broke it!?
Chifuyu: Draken... Angry's been awfully quiet.
Angry: REALLY?!
• Everyone starts arguing•
Draken: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
