Rating pet names

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im gonna be rating pet names based off if i like them or their batshit cringy
1= Cringiest of cringe
10 = fuck me

1. Babe/Baby
we started with a common Pet name partners give each other, uhm.
Im gonna give it a 6/10. mainly because i like being called it but its kinda common
and it dosent really stand out

2.  Darling
10/10. purrr. like if you call me darling literally bend me over a desk.
like damn this pet name got me on my knees my guy

3. Honey
9/10. LITERALLY SO CUTE WHAT. i love this nickname so much. the only reason i gave it a 9 is because it wouldnt make me feel turned on it would make me feel cute LMAO.

4. Dude/bro
My g imma give this a 8/10. being called this makes me feel cool but sometimes my guy i might feel a bit friendzoned...

5. Sweetheart
okay so 9/10 defo. this goes both ways like. it depends on how you say it tbhh...if you say it in a cute way then yes, if you say it in THAT tone then choke me until i pass out idk what to say.

6. Tiger
0/10 literally kys idk what to say wtf is that.

7. Pork chop
.....-20000000000/10

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