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y/n was forced to carry each of their bags against her will. well, since the boyfriend of the couple was booking rooms, they thought the girlfriend should have a purpose too. "if i die, i'm haunting you all." she pointed at them, one by one.

pah-chin looked up in thought, while the others looked puzzled at him because there's no way in hell pah-chin actually thinks. "i mean, it's kinda true." pah-chin sighed in distress, "y/n had her fair share of near-death experiences. so if something like that happens again-- BAAM!-- straight down to hell."

"hell?" y/n furrowed her eyebrows so pah nodded with pursed lips, "gee, thanks, pah. you're too kind." she rolled her eyes and placed the bags on the ground. soon enough, the bellhop helped her with the luggage to which mikey instructed.

due to mikey's encounter with kazutora not later than 15 minutes ago, he was in a really bad mood. so no one dared to interrupt his conversation with the receptionist, or they're all dead. they even left y/n on her own because they knew she'd have to deal with him later and that was enough bothersome as it is.

they stood behind her as she sat on the only vacant chair in the lobby, flipping through some magazine. yes, they were buttering her up because they didn't have the time to deal with mikey's sucky mood and bad attitude. but she's kinda forced to. "i feel spoiled." y/n told them and looked behind to send them a smile.

draken sent one back, very politely, while baji tried to goad her on, "good, good. take notes and spoil mikey so that he doesn't spoil the rest of our trip." baji said while y/n rolled her eyes. they spotted a delinquent wannabe-looking guy approaching her so baji tapped her shoulder frantically. "there's some guy coming. quick, work your charm."

charm as in ignoring him while he greets her repeatedly, because mikey was in such a pissy mood already. don't wanna poke the bear. after some time, it got too hilarious to hold a straight face so the guys started to snort out of laughter. that made the guy obviously embarrassed so he said the worst a guy could say, "is this a gang-bang or some shit?" the guy asked and made them immediately stop laughing at the vile meaning behind those words.

"hey, man." baji placed a hand on y/n's shoulder gripping it as harsh as he can which means it definitely hurt, but y/n didn't mind she just looked at baji continue, "that's my fake sister you're talking about."

they all stood in confusion at that, what the fuck is he saying? "fake sis- whatever." the guy sighed exasperatedly attempting to remain cool, "what I mean is, you're hot. so standing with a bunch of guys who are guarding you like some fucking emperess won't stop me from pursuing you."

"so what, if we're guarding her like an empres-?" mitsuya began but got interrupted by y/n holding her hand up, which didn't help much in their case to be honest. it still looked like they were some guys guarding a royal.

"mitsuya. please." y/n stopped him so he just nodded his head. she lowered her hand and kept her eyes on the guy standing there as if he was the macho-est man the world has seen. "well, I have a boyfriend. he's standing right there." she pointed at mikey who was biting his tongue in frustration.

the guy looked back and guffawed when he witnessed the scene. "puhlease! pipsqueak?" he pointed a thumb backwards at the blonde who was secretly eyeing them. mikey didn't want to say anything in the beginning, because he believed that the guys would do something about it. but to see just her dealing with the brat made him angrier by the second.

"In my personal opinion, I think you could do way better than that shrimp."

that was it. mikey slammed the brochure he was using to slyly deceive his friends on the counter and interrupted the receptionist's task. "I'm sorry. I'll be right back." mikey slowly backed away from her and made his way, angrily, to the lobby.

He didn't even make it half across the lobby before draken had stopped him for whatever reason. "really?" y/n asked and they all turned towards her. her eyes gleamed and she had a huge grin on her face. "you think you could show me how I can do better?" he nodded frantically, so she nodded with him. "yeah? okay."

y/n held his hand and dragged him somewhere private, mischievously holding a finger to her lips. whereas, mikey was staring at the empty chair she was in, completely shocked and so did the others. they were also frozen when she walked back with some blood splattered on her nose.

she wiped it off as she reached her seat and held a magazine in her hands. "mikey, go book us some rooms." y/n nonchalantly asked and flipped a page in her magazine. so mikey nodded, clearing his throat, and walked off again.

regarding that, mikey booked rooms as fast as he can. and now they were waiting for the elevator to arrive.  y/n, draken, and mitsuya were handed the hotel room cards because it was obvious the others would have lost it the moment they were given it. "so who's sharing rooms?" mitsuya questioned.

"y/n and mikey. you and pah-chin. me and baji, duh." draken rolled his eyes in a matter-of-fact kind of way. I have never heard him utter those three letters. mikey thought.

they all stepped into the elevator, while baji raised an eyebrow. first of all, when did he make all this math in his head? and second of all, why the duh? "why the duh?" baji asked inquisitively.

draken turned to him, "because if you and pah are in the same room, the resort will kick us out immediately. and if me and mitsuya are in the same room, we'll get a noise complaint from how much we'll be fighting." he explained to baji.

mitsuya's jaw dropped at his words and he gaped at draken. "we get along so well. who the fuck slapped you across the face and convinced you we'd be fighting?"

"oh yeah, mister copycat tattoo? you're one to talk," draken looked forward as he spoke so mitsuya sighed exasperatedly at the mention of the tattoo, "what do you mean 'hah'? you might as well have named yourself draken 2.0."

before mitsuya can speak against that, pah-chin beat him to it but for some other reason. "we're sharing rooms?!" pah-chin was obviously against that. "reminder: I have a wife at home who's waiting for a call and I'm not doing that in a room with any one of you numbskulls!"

mikey lost it and grabbed pah-chin by the color of his button-up white shirt and pulled him as close to him as he can. "I'm not paying for another room so you can sext your wife, asshole." he let go of pah's shirt when y/n pulled mikey by his.

"draken, can we switch rooms because I swear to you I don't want to witness the sight of pah-chin kissing his phone?" mitsuya asked, and then started the bickering. baji joined in for some reason but just kept saying nonsense back like 'I don't even like sunny-side up eggs!' to piss them off.

they all ended their bicker when y/n pressed the emergency stop button and it, obviously, stopped the elevator from going any further. "if anyone raises their voices again, I'm gonna leave you in the rain and pray to fucking zeus that you get struck by lightning." she pointed a finger at them threateningly.

she took their silence as compliance and started the elevator up again. they all stood tall while mikey pressed his forehead against the wall as proof of his shitty mood. baji stared in amusement, "you guys are scared shitless of my fake sister." he laughed.

"baji, for the love of god."

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 05, 2022 ⏰

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