Fairytale: I was Cinderella, wearing my beautiful combat shoes and dancing with the hunky prince with hello kitty tattoos in his ripped abdomen. Then, a beautiful witch butt in with a chainsaw. Tik. Tok. Tik. Tok. I had to run and so I did. The next thing I knew, I'd lost my left leg and the beautiful witch was dancing with the prince. And they live happily ever after. -end
