Here I am, sitting in the middle of my burning living room, eating a bowl of ramen.
I really wish I could give you a proper backstory to this scene but the closest you're gonna get is this crappy summary.
I was chilling while watching some memes, when some kid decided to shoot fireworks at my house.
I hope that kid gets their karma.
Anyways, the fireworks conveniently landed directly in my living room, which has next to nothing that's fire-proof.
Knew I should've followed my mind and gotten the fire-proof treatment for the furniture...
That was thirty minutes ago.
"I wonder what's gonna kill me. The heat or the smoke?" I ask myself as I finally close down my suffering laptop.
I could practically hear the thing say, "Thank you for putting me out my misery"!
In that moment, I realized it was getting harder for me to breathe.
As I inevitably collapsed onto the smoldering floor, suffocating, I thought 'I guess it's the smoke.'
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Vermillion Eyes [A Naruto fanfiction]
FanfictionDying sucks. Dying because some kid shot fireworks into your house especially sucks. The one good thing about my death is that I got reincarnated as a female Itachi. Nice.