England: *has a back cramp* God, I'm getting old...
Commercial: "Try Cornexia(not an actual back thing, I made it up)! Cornexia relieves back pain within minutes, and works for two months! After a while, this magical substance will cure all your back pain!"
England: Great! Maybe I'll buy that at the store-
Commercial: "Side effects are headaches, bad dreams, numb abdomen-"
England: Neeeever mind
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RandomCrack. Just- Crack. Warnings: Yaoi Cursing/potty words Fangasms Randomness Chance of laughing in the middle of a class Notes: I don't own hetalia or anyone else! I don't own the cover either, only the writing on it. I only own the ideas in this book...