The Jokers Ace

chapter 16 Tease

Bailey's point of view:

I woke up in the arms of the man I love.

I looked up into his gentle, sleeping face. I smiled and kissed his nose.

His eyes fluttered open looking at me. "Good morning handsome."

"Good morning sexy" he playfully nipped at my neck.

I giggled and he kissed me gently. I gently pushed him off.

"Nooo I have morning breath."

He smiled gently, and brushed hair out of my hair. "Didn't matter. But if it makes you feel better we can get ready." I nodded.

He picked me up, and carried to the bathroom. He set me on the counter and I brushed my teeth, he did too (and used mouth wash) though it barely mattered. Because of him silver teeth.

I smiled, giving him a small kiss. "Mmm minty" he grinned.

I hopped off and went to the closet.

"Ace, dress in something sexy for me we're going to one of my clubs for a business deal." I smiled.

Finally. I dressed in a purple short skirt and a black crop top. I did my signature makeup smile. I tied it all together with my ace of spades card purse J got for me.

I twirled for him. "Like it Mistah J?" He smiled bringing me into his chest.

"Love it. Can't wait to tear it off of you." I giggled.

We took the purple Lamborghini, we walked into one of his popular clubs "Ha-Ha-Hardcore"

I looked around at all the people. Some looked like hardened criminals, some looked like strippers. Some were making out, some were arguing.

We made our way into a private room, this one looked less professional than the last one I had been in. J sat in the booth, and I sat on his lap.

He wrapped his arm around my waist and kissed my neck. I giggled. "J... stop it..." I blushed.

He turned me around so I was facing him and he kissed me roughly, pushing my back against the table." I giggled kissing back.

All of a sudden I heard someone clear their throat. I pulled away to see a man basically blushing, standing there awkwardly. Until, that is I was pulled back into a make-out session. I pulled away gently.

"Good rewards come to those who wait." I smiled playfully before resting my head on his shoulder so he could do business.

Every once in a while he would playfully nip at my ear, twirl my hair, squeeze my thigh but overall it was very boring. I whispered "J can't i go explore?"

"No." he went back to business

"Why not?"

"Last time I let you loose you caused a scene."

The man laughed "What'd your girl do Joker?"

I smirked, getting a wonderful decision. I hopped off of J "Why don't I show you sir?"

The man smiled, raising an eyebrow.

I sat on his lap rather harshly, biting at his neck. I heard a growl from J and the man stiffened up. I smiled getting up, going to the pole. I lazily danced around.

I watched J glare at the man, and the man try to not look at me. After a few minuets the man sputtered.

"I don't want your bitch J-man."

I narrowed my eyes, walking towards the man, grabbing his blonde ponytail. "You don't want his bitch?"

He swallowed, shaking his head. "Good for you babe I'm not his bitch I'm the crime princess of Gotham who just happens to be in love with the prince." I took a knife and stabbed him in the shoulder.

He groaned in pain, pulling it out. I gently sat in J's lap my fun being fulfilled. He smiled "Well, let's continue with our meeting, Cluemaster."

The man nodded, wide eyed. "I need ta barrow your little Gully Carson gang."

J smiled "And why is that?"

"Gotta deal with my Bitches kid. Then i'll leave clues till her ma finds her body in a river." I frowned looking up at J, shaking my head.

How horrible is this man?

"Arthur! Arty! You know my price dontcha?" The man nodded. J smiled ignoring my pleading look.

"Alright 20k and you've got a deal!" J clapped his hands together.

I glared at him and got off his lap "I'll be in the car." I stomped off before he could call for me.