You made it! Very happy to see you over here in chapter 2. This makes you special! Did you know that only about 30 to 50 of Wattpad readers who check out chapter 1 will move on to chapter 2? That's why you have to make chapter 1 pretty awesome. Also, I recommend, short. If chapter 1 is too long, people get overwhelmed.
Anywho, we're not here to talk about you! We're here to talk about me. I am super excited to answer your burning questions about me and my alter ego, Deb. (Just so you know, I'm the creative brains of the operation. Deb just does the grocery shopping and laundry. Don't tell her I said that!)
Some of you have already sent in some questions, and I will post them here in the chapter. Any new questions you ask in the comments, I will answer there. So let's get to it! Everything you wanted to know about Britt but were afraid to ask ... Until now!
1. Are you really a mermaid?
Who's askin'? This question comes from the very talented masonfitzzy. If you like horror, cannibals, or sexy stories, check out her work for sure.
My answer: A lot of people have asked me over the years whether I am really a mermaid, and the truth is, I'm not allowed to say for REASONS! Okay? I do love the ocean and sparkly things, though!
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2. If you could have one romantic getaway anywhere in the world, where you go and why would it be Hawaii?
Who's askin'? This question was posed by the very evil and very awesome, LeighWStuart. She has two profiles on Wattpad. The other one is called BindingTies. You should immediately head over and read all her stories. She is a trad published author, has an incredible sense of humor, and loves Beowulf for some weird reason. You should ask her about that!
My answer: Why do I only get one romantic getaway? That seems very unfair. This is obviously an evil question posed by an evil person. But if was tied to a chair in an interrogation room with one weak yellow lightbulb floating overhead and a mean guy with bad breath and only half the usual amount of teeth glaring at me, I would say Hawaii because it's gorgeous and the humidity is good for my skin. Also, there's a cute little lagoon in Kauai with a secret mermaid population. And no, I can't tell you where! I am also evil.
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