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Awwwww right we got a friken spicyyy question from the one and only, SECURITY BREACH SUN!! Sun: *does spooky month dance* GOODBYE SUCKAS

Me: welp on wit the question

Question: has ruv/sarv ever *ahem* peed themselfs??

Ruv: if-IF he did, he would never tell you and if you knew he'd kill you not kidding

Ruv: author-chan - wait- 

But yes duh because hasn't everyone

Especially an immortal human

Ruv:.ohdstjnyhbcdrujmbcdtikdseg SARV HELP

Welp congrats ruv is now so embarrassed his face rn is so purple.

And he can't kill us.

Poor guy I ALMOST feel bad for doing that one...

Sarv: suprisingly yes... this one time when they having a tickle fight and...

*cue da big flashback*

Ruv: beware!

Sarv: of what? You? 

Ruv: of..THE TICKLE MONSTER.

Sarv: haha-r-ruv s-top! N-no! ahaha!

Ruv:NOPE

Sarv: r..ruv ima pee myself if you don't stop

Ruv: I have no idea what that is, but no! (Lie)

Sarv:ruv s.stop! Haha! 

Ruv ignore her and tickle her in her most ticklish spot ever

Sarv then uh..you know what..

Ruv: wow...you weren't lying...

Sarv:.it'll be ok jus hold up-

She uses some.magic to change the couch

Ruv: ok..remind me to actually stop next time.

That time was oof....W A I T.

I THINK THERE WAS A CHAPTER IN ONE OF MY STORY ABT IT.

ANYWAY

Sarv: well you did too at SOME point in your life so don't start, reader!!


Other question: has ruv and sarv done anything q u e s t I o n a b l e

when being horni

Um what counts as questionable

If you mean that one time in the shower when um let's be blunt here

Ruv ate sarv out and naturally because gravity sarv went and finish all over ruvs face

Xd that was soooper hard to write

Welp othrr than that then no they both gentle and..

ima just spill ruvs deepest darkest secret

RUV IS A SUB-

Ruv:.wh..??  EXCUSE ME WHAT- DIE YOU LITTLE C¥KAAAAAAA

Me: NOPE. *runs away*

Everyone else:

Ruv did you LIKE that?

Ruv is the blushy boi now

Ruv: d..da..

Everyone: HE SAIDD IT

Shippers go brrrrr



Kk that's over so.....



I have sinned and been unholy xd sarv halp

Welp hope youre happy sun

ENJOY THIS ADORABLE PICTURE OF RASAZY

ENJOY THIS ADORABLE PICTURE OF RASAZY

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