FLASHBACK
keisia - so are you ready
y/n - unfortunately
kaylie - i am excited
so after ten minutes we all worked together and put together the agreeable profile for me i.e Y/N
we used a nickname instead of the actual name - age - profile was a picture in which i was not looking good because you know a good pic will attract anyone (well atleast that's what we thought at the moment )- city name so a close by person is able to contact and the reason of course -
that i was just looking for a boyfriend............ only boyfriend yeah we were clear with that in profile to keep away the creeps but spoiler alert - this does not work..........
we chose a dating app which was not just for hookups like most of the apps are so ok lets go
i matched with many people and we messaged at least three people at the same time to save time
so CONVERSATION 1
?? - hi
you - hi
?? - so let's cut to the chase we are both here for pretty much the same reason - wanna fuck?
(we all looked at each other shocked )
you - let's cut to the chase we are obviously not here for the same reason ......
UNMATCHED
kaylie - that was .......... too straight forward and creepy without knowing each other just jumping to...........
y/n - it's good saved us some time
keisia - yeah let's move on
CONVERSATION 2
?? - hi
you - hi
?? - so on a scale from 1 to 10 you are a 9 and i am the 1 you need
you - pretty good opening line bro but i'd say you are a 3 at least
UNMATCHED
kaylie - yeah you said it's good opening line but then you unmatched why?
y/n - because .... idk i didn't like it my gut feeling
keisia - with that i think we'll never find someone
y/n - yaah don't put pressure on me
( i know everyone thinks of me as a savage but in relationships i have no experience and these people on dating apps start the conversations with such cheesy pickups i don't feel right - i just agreed because of keisia)
CONVERSATION 3
?? - hi
you - hi
?? - so umm just to let you know i am here to find a girlfriend and a serious one too
you - (finally) oh good to know
?? - i am 24
you - ok and you know my age already
?? - so tell me about your hobbies
you - i love shopping (i hit keisia on the back of her head as she was replying)
?? - oh you love shopping
YOU ARE READING
The girl who never said NO (V ff )
Fanfictiony/n - we did it in shower...... (he looked at me to continue) if i remember that was your sexual fantasy right tae? taehyung - (i choked a little) yeah y/n - did you enjoyed it? (he started laughing hysterically and stood up from the couch where we...
