Eduardo's Pov☢
"Let go of me, you idiot."
I stared down at the smaller man, who had a tight grip on my arm.
"But the monsters are gonna get me!"
I sighed as my eye twitched. Mark had suggested that we go see a movie- But the bastard didn't even sit with us. He spotted his stupid boyfriend that lived next door and sat next to him all the way in back, leaving me with this moron.
"Jon, it's a movie. You're fine." I shrugged him off and tried to focus on the film.
About 30 mins before the film ended, Jon was tugging on my shoulder. "Duardy, can you come with me to the vending machine?"
I growled "Fine, you little-" I grabbed him by his arm and dragged him to the front doors.
We passed Mark and one of the losers next door. The ginger one. Both of them were taking turns sipping whatever caffeine Mark bought.
When Mark's turn came, I slammed his head forward, making the straw hit the back of his throat. He choked, quickly covering his mouth as both of the men glared at me. I whistled causally and walked away.
"Duardy, that wasn't nice!" Jon had pulled away from me and crossed his arms. I rolled my eyes and pointed to the vending machine. "Get your crap and come on." Jon pouted then started looking.
After what seemed like a decade, he turned to face me. "I can't see the top row. Can you lift me up?"
I squinted then looked around. If Edd was around, he'd tease me until the day I died. Once I was sure no one was around, I lifted him up. "Hurry UP."
Jon wasn't that heavy, but after a while his weight started getting to me. I wasn't a fit guy like Mark, who literally worked at the gym all day just to show his muscle off to his narcissistic boyfriend.
"I just realized...I'm not hungry!"
I dropped Jon and grabbed him by the front of his shirt. "I OUGHTA-"
He wasn't fazed. All he did was hug me.
I think Mark taught him that. Instead of crying or running to Mark, he would hug me.
Doesn't mean it works.
"Get off, you-"
"Awwww! Your boyfriend's so cute!"
I turned. Edd was standing a few feet away from where we were with Tom. Good God.
"He's not my boyfriend. He's a nuisance that I'm about to strangle. And a friend, I guess."
Edd took a sip of his coke and smirked. "That's what Matt said. Before I found him smooching it out with Buttchin McMuscle behind our house."
Wtf. "Well, they have issues. I don't. Now shoo!"
They both laughed and went back into the theater. I glared at them then looked down at Jon. The little bastard had fallen asleep. "How do you- Nevermind.." I picked him up and looked down at him.
Jon was cute in his own, fucked up way. But still..He doesn't understand the concept of "dating."
Besides, I was still getting over my last girlfriend..
He's just a friend..That's all...Nothing else..
Right?..
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FanfictionYour Local EduarJon story requested by @gegesplace Fluff. Cover Art by Sirenn