Johnny wanted to start contributing to society more since all he was doing in his life was being a Sloth and doing nothing but doing whatever the hell he wants and jizz on whoever he wants.
William: Sportsy! I can't believe that after 2 years we live in a big ass mansion with many slaves in the basement and whatnot!
Johnny: Willy, this is what the good life is, murdering so many people while not sleeping at all for 2 years and the source of all my energy was from big dick energy is quite difficult to live with, you have to TRY!
William: Hey! I got around $1,530,420 from dealing fat drugs on Da Hood! I murdered tons of gangsters and whatnot just to sell some crack to either a hobo or a young ass child whose parents probably abuse them about 9 times a day!
Johnny: Welp, we are rich af and have tons of goochie stuff. I think I wanna be a plumber first, I needa clean peoples pipes (wink)
Time Skip
Johnny got a job as a plumber but most people he went to fix pipes for they were just fat ass men who sh!tted the toilet and clogged it, Johnny quit after a month
Johnny: Willy, plumbing sucks ass, its so disgusting and bad. One guy had sh!t all over the washroom floor
William: Gosh! Note to self never be a plumber!
Johnny: I think I wanna be engineer, I wanna fill peoples holes and fix peoples hearts and devices
William: We are both the horniest motherfuckers out there yet we get payed a fuck ton of cash.
Johnny: Well obviously, Matt is the biggest virgin and has no life and money and us chads have money and b!tches
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Johnny was an engineer for around 6 months, Johnny just thought he wasn't doing much in society still and decided to move on
Johnny then wanted to become a teacher in Sex Education and get with the teachers
ANOTHER TIME SKIP
Johnny became a construction worker, he hated it
ANOTHER FCKIN TIME SKIP
Johnny wasn't satisfied still, he had nothing that interested him. He was a teacher for a year yet he didn't enjoy getting with the teachers. Johnny was only a few weeks as a builder and hated it. Johnny just thought life was getting too repetitive, but then... Johnny thought of something
Why don't I become a Porn Star?
Johnny quickly went to his favourite website (aka Pornhub) and signed up immediately to be in a scene. He went to LA which took a while and got an STD test and got negative since well, Johnny would never get sick. He then went into the Pornhub building and did the scene, he really enjoyed it.
Johnny thought no one would care though since there is so much better men than Johnny so why would anyone bother?-
HOLY MOLEY JOHNNY HAS TONS OF FOLLOWERS SUPPORTING HIM AND SAYING TO TO PORNHUB "Bring Johnny back!"
Johnny was so happy, he said to William
Johnny: I'll be living California now! I'm a fckin Porn Actor!
William: Sportsy! You lucky bastard! I'M COMING TOO AND IMMA SIGN UP!
Time Skip
Johnny is now 40 years old, he started doing Porn vids at 28 years old, he has gotten a lot of money and has made many women satisfied and the viewers satisfied! Johnny was so happy! His dreams came true! William also became very popular too, he was #2 best Porn Star of 2019 and Johnny was #1 best Porn Star of 2019 and even got many trophies and whatnot of past performances!
What could possibly go wrong?
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Johnny Sins's life and how he became a god
FanficThis story is lit, totally. It has Johnny Sins's childhood and the events leading to him becoming a god
