daily life of a shrek
Shrek's pov
I finish showering in my mud and I go to start painting another beware sign, I painted for so long I had toe rush my chores for the day.
I didn't mange to find any bugs so I guess I cant brush my teeth tomorrow. I also didnt get any poeple today so i didnt have to chase anyone away.
After that exhausting day I went into my coddaege and ai i looked at me phone to relax
(Shrok's phonee)
emailes 2 notifications
it'samemarioo23(@)inter.com
to shrek,
we are cery exited to welcome you at the Video Game cafe. congratulations you have just baenn hired ti be a server fir us! we formally like to offer you the position of [server]
this is a full time position blah blah. lag blah
we are offering uou a salery if 96k and a 2000 dollar starting bonus. you will start Monday if you accept.
pleass tell me if you accept this job. if yiu have any questions comments or concerns please email this adress right away (((( videogamecafemario(@)inter.com ))))
we are looking foward to your response.
best regards,
mario
(Mario's signature)
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oh my swamp i got the job! i quickly typed my reply and i went iver to the lake to celebrate. i release my posion uhh yeah (in the intro of the first movie he jumps into a pond/ lake and he kills the fish) into the water anf i take the fish home. m
i take my ear wax and create a candle bc of my taxes i could not afford to pay the pixel fire bills so i resort to using just ear wax.
I throw the fish diwn my throat and then ordered a banana on amazon.com, it came fast and i ate it just as fast.
i walk into my bedrokm and collapse
