Shrek's pov
today was monday. My first day of work at the diner. i enter the diner and coincidently donkey was here, and he came over,
"Shrek right? Cant miss someone like ya! Youre just as described! Green, big, smelly, and uhhh-guh-ly" the donkey laughed as he pretended not to know me
"what's yiure problem donkeay 😒😒😒😒" i was annoyed by customers already and i havent even clocked in yet... i turn myself to get into the dinner and i saw the diner full of people
"Om my gahhhhhhd is that shrrreeeeexy shrok?!" a blonde girl said as she took a picture of me
"AHHHH IT ISSZZZZSSZSZZZZZ!!!!!"
Chaos ensued and i was running to the staff room in a few seconds. Many people started chasing me and trying the grab me ears!
i open the staff room's door and i lock it. i sighed, i never ran so much before ib my life..the diner is bigger then expected. I smell the classic gamer smell and i look over to a small it's a me soind
"it's a me! mario! hello shrek! I is here to give a tour on what you will do! mama mia we are running late!" Mario jumped and walked into the kitchen while i follow behind him
I saw them cooking the burrito i ate the other day, they added a whole gallon of mountain dew to the ground beef. And they also were making some sort of sushi with seaweed rice avacadi cheeto and spicy mayo. they were also mopping the floor and i saw the janitor emptying his bucket of dirty mountain dew into a bucket where the cooked soup......this is heaven.
"this is the kitchen but you wont be working here. you'll be working putside to bring the popularity of this diner up! look how many people are waiting fir you outside!" mario looked outside "mama mia!"
"alright i went to everywhere else but the kitchen already mario. so i'll just get started" I said, i already went to the bathroom multiple times last time i ate that burrito.
"ok then mama mia come to me at the end of the daya! I have to give you your 2000 dollar bonus" mario leaves
i put on the server outfit (a maiddhfu^{*) which was basically my regular outfit with a little apron. And. a little hat Then, i went outside to take some order. i worked at restaurants before so this is ez. I go to table #3 and started talking and since i am veyr charismatic, they asked fir auto graph i guess i a kind of famus.
anyways i get the mouth drying water and i look over to see a very particular short guy wearing a blue jacket...he's probably a weird discord mod...after he walks in, he gets seated by sonic...
