Jurassic Shrex

Part 1

Jurassic Shrex

A long long long time ago in the year 2080 in the retirement home of jurassic park, two insestual eldery skanks Brittle and Crystal-Meth were shitting on each others chests for good luck while their pedophile brother Barnado licked his armpit to see if he needed a bath. Then he licked the armpit of the kid next to him to test it too. "mmmm" Barnado groaned seductively. "ok its time to head to bed" the security guard guided the three fossils to their special sponge room in the psych ward section of the nursing ward. 3 loud bams sounded from the spongebob room. The guard exited the sponge room with a relieved smile. "finally" he breathed a sigh of relief. "I was getting a terrible migraine from looking at those annoying cunts."

"Same" Endogeny sipped at some coffee with hennesy. Their best friend Dom, which stood for Dirty Old Man, puffed on a blunt and said "YEAH I know right thank the good lord Shrek."

The Shrexy green ogre Shrek nodded in humble agreement from nearby at the table. "No problem its the least I could do after the ogrely great time last night." He winked. "What happened last night?" Debra Lang strained and tapped Endogeny's shoulder. "I didn't quite catch that."

"We had a buttsex orge ok Debra if that wasn't quite obvious and it was awesome." Endogeny explained

Debra looked offended. The bees in her panties buzzed as they sensed her rage. "I'll have you know back in my day we had the best strap on dildos. We didn't need no ogre logs or men and my husband was not allowed to have sex with any of us."

"Ok" Endogeny was unsure how to reply. To make a quick escape, they spilt Debra's prune juice on her crotch hive and grabbed Shrek and Dom, running away at the speed of arthritis. "Jokes on you I absorb more nutrients this way anyways." Debra Lang grunted

The two sexy goblins and the shrexy shrek waddled away waddle waddle to the very next bathroom. Shrek guided Dom and Endogeny to his favourite bathroom stall, the dirtiest one. He slowly pulled off his clothing to reveal his big stiff green cock. Endogeny gracefully removed their clothing until almost every wrinkle on their body was visible. They had a penis, vagina, two buttholes a windchime in their danger zone. Dom peeled off his old people clothing and revealed a big erect dong and some blueballs. Shreks swollen ogre gigantamaxed when seeing this. "Open up your legs for daddy Shrek!" Shrek hollered. "Enter my musical swamp!" Endogeny bellowed their warrior cry.

Dom sat down with a look of pure focus on the toilet and had intense acidic spicy projectile diahrrea like a firehose. "ah yes point that ass right into my mouth!" Shrek commanded. Dom obeyed and fired his shit stream like a gun into Shrek's face. Shrek swallowed the stream of hot ass juice and let out his own diahrrea splurt like a magnificent exploding whale. His majestic sparkling anal fluids covered the whole stall and Shrek licked the double shit gravy off of Dom's butthole. "Arghh I think I'm gonna cum!" Shrek let out a passionate holler and his cum shot through Endogeny's entire body stuffing them like a toaster strudel and oozed out of all of every crevice dripping like children slug glue. Blood also oozed out. Shrek rose up to his feet and reinflated his ogrepenis within a few seconds. He stared Dom into the eyes. "my dear prince Charming please turn around and present your donkey so I may insert my erect trunk into your garden centre." Dom obeyed, and Shrek parted Dom's buttcheeks just as Moses parted the red sea but with more hair and skin. He thrust, and he thrust, and he thrust and ripped right through all of Dom's vital organs. "Ah that feels better" Shrek let his swamp juices out all into Dom's anus and all over the floor. The elderly goblins cummed their fossil fluids everywhere, twitching and bleeding with pleasure.

to be continued