Jurassic Shrex

Part 2

In a retirement home in a world somewhere parallel to our own, two wrinkly old perverts were slumbering. They had just had some great Shrex. With Shrek. In a dirty bathroom stall. They began to awaken, moaning, "Ow, my ass" Dom groaned. He clutched his buttcheeks and remembered the fun time with Shrek. Endogeny was waking up too. "ugh I think I pulled a windchime" Endogeny grasped their danger zone. "Good morning beautifuls" a new voice greeted them. They opened their eyes to see a cloaked figure with a sexy mask. "ugh where am I" Endogeny questioned. It was too early for this shit. "Who are you and where is Shrek?" Dom asked the stranger. The stranger chuckled. "Shrek is busy right now attending personal business but I am known as Front Man. Anyways you guys live with me now. Let me show you around." The two old prunes tried to stand up but they were still a bit too sore from shrek's big green ogre log. Front Man lifted them to their feet and supported one on each shoulder. "I'm hungry do you have any poutine?" Endogeny asked. "what is poutine?" Front Man asked. Endogeny had never been so offended. "Only the best food to ever exist. Jesus fuck well first you make the fries. Surely you know what those are. Cheese. Shredded cheese. Cheese curds. All of it. On the fucking fries. Now you pour the delicious gravy on top and ta da its poutine." Endogeny explained, panting with rage and passion. "Oh, ok" Front Man replied "Well it seems you two are a bit hangry so off to the eating room we go." "Fucking finally." Dom sighed. At the dining area, they were served some delicious egg salad sandwiches and cranberry vodka. "How did you know I like cranberry vodka?" Endogeny asked. "Shrek told me all about that" Front Man said cutely. "Oh." Endogeny blushed. They devoured their sandwiches like evil mannerless goblins. When they were done, Front Man brought them to watch some tv on a very comfy sofa. "What show is this?" Dom asked "What's with all the weirdos in the pink costumes?." Front Man turned towards them "Oh, those are actually security cameras. Those guys work here" "Oh, I see. Wait are they playing paintball?" Dom's eyes opened wide. "wait." Endogeny smiled satisfied at the screen. "That's not paint silly." Front Man agreed "Indeed it is not" Dom covered his eyes "oh god" Endogeny looked at Dom "what are you acting so surprised about, weren't you the one who kicked midgets into traffic and made me film it?" Dom rubbed his beard pensively "I guess that's true. They were actually children though." "Ah lol" Endogeny replied. "We should do that again sometime" Front man nodded to himself pensively. he seemed very pleased to hear this. Then, suddenly, a beautiful knock sounded at the door. Front Man walked over and, answered and Shrek's beautiful presence shone into the room. "Daddy Shrek!" Dom and Endogeny ran over and hugged him. Shrek hugged them back and handed them some chicken nuggies. "I think your toilet is broken again." Shrek announced to Front Man. "it's ok" Front Man sighed "we can fix it again with the money from selling organs" "organs like pianos?" Endogeny asked curiously. "No." Front Man answered slowly. Shrek smirked thoughtfully "how are the games going?" Front Man pointed at the screen "A lot of the current players kind of suck at tetris but the mysterious swan that randomly wandered in seems pretty good at it." Shrek looked in awe. "that's beautiful you go girl." he cheered on the swan. Dom was overcome with cuteness "Aw it reminds me of the ones at the park I trained to bite people's asses." Endogeny grinned too, remembering the geese they taught to steal small children and food from disabled people. They all smiled at the vicious swan that was now eating the corpses of some assumed players that lost the game. "So how are you enjoying being the new host so far?" Front Man asked Shrek. "It's wonderful." Shrek commented "I find it very relaxing." "Good, good." Front Man said happily. Endogeny and Dom munched happily on their chicken nuggets. It was the best day ever. Nothing could possibly make that day more awesome. That is, until Shrek turned to them and asked "would you two like to work for us too? you get to do that if so." he pointed to the workers in the pink uniforms on the screen who were currently helping the players by splattering the losers on the floor. "mm yesss!" Endogeny jiggled excitedly. Dom looked cautious. "Um." he grunted. "Don't worry it will be fun." Endogeny encouraged. "Yeah it will be fun." Shrek patted Dom on the back "You will enjoy it trust me." Front Man reassured Dom. Dom sighed. "Ok, for Shrek, I will do it." he confirmed. "Yay!" everyone cheered. "That's the spirit!" Shrek shouted and smacked their asses "now everyone take off your clothing and bend over so I bang you all ogre style. Front Man you can keep the mask on cause I have a mask kink." Shrek instructed. Front Man was nervous. "Wait I'm an ass virgin." he exclaimed, a little frightened and blushing. "Don't worry I'll be gentle." Shrek whispered in his ear calmingly. When they were all undressed, the three humans held hands and one by one, Shrek plunged their insides with his big woody green tree trunk and until they all lay on the ground, leaking, stuffed, and steaming like a plate full of pizza pockets fresh out of the microwave. To be continued