Eddsworld Headcanons and some other dumps

Headcanons - Matt

Age: ~30s
Gender: male
Pronouns: he/him
Sexuality: Bisexual, preference towards men (mostly himself)

- Still part vampire from that one thing that happened
- Has only one eye due to zombie bullshit (originated from an AU)
- Somehow still considers himself handsome??
- Never takes his bandage off
- Had bright blue eyes before becoming a zombie, and blue-green eyes before becoming a vampire
- Doesn't like ice cream just because he associates it with the Bear With A Gun incident
- Was actually crucified by Tom once
- Afraid of Slenderman
- Was friends with Eduardo before he got made fun of for being second place (lmao fake friend)