Projekt 7-1-25

Awkward Questions Have Awkward Answers

When Michael arrived home that day, he ran straight to the hidden room behind the bookshelf in his Da's study to talk to the one person he could talk to without it being extremely awkward. "Simon?" he called while locking the study door behind him. "It's safe to come out now, I'm the only one home." Simon crawled out from where he was hiding with a questioning look on his face. "What time is it? And did you see the blueprints?" he asked. Michael froze. He'd been so caught up in his thoughts of Fritz that he'd forgotten to steal a glance at the plans on the way out the door.

Simon saw his panicked state and sighed before asking "What happened?" Michael blushed "Nothing..." he tried. The Englishman just stared at him, not believing he simply forgot. Michael eventually gave in and sat down on the floor next to him, fidgeting nervously as he started to explain what had occurred while he was away.

"So when we were walking together to his house, I spaced out and when we got there, he was being all cute and stuff, so of course I spaced out again, and the next thing I know, he's taking his clothes off. Apparently I was the only one being weird about it, so I just shut up and left it alone. Then we both went to bed in just our underwear and when I woke up, we were all cuddled up together. It was really nice until I noticed the weird pain in my... uh.... my peepee. It was all stiff but it felt good when I rubbed it but then after a while, something came out and I think I peed myself but I don't know."

Simon looked absolutely horrified throughout the entirety of the story and only spoke up after it was finished. "Michael... have your parents talked to you about... the birds and the bees?" "What about birds and bees?" the boy responded confusedly. Simon cringed before continuing "It has nothing to do with birds or bees, and I have no clue why we call it that, but what I meant was have your parents talked to you about sex?" He blushed and a quiet "oh." was the only thing that he could muster up.

Simon took a deep breath and proceeded to ruin Michael's innocence "Yeah, uh the pain thing? That was a boner. It means you like Fritz or at least wanna fuck him. Or get fucked by him, I dunno what you prefer, nor do I ever wanna know. And that stuff that came out of you? That was cum, and it's for making babies, which is useless for gay people but I still have to include that bit in case you're bi or something. Anyway, that's the basis of it and all you need to know for now. Any questions?" The flustered look on Michael's face was all it took for Simon to start laughing quietly and stumble across the room.

"See ya in the morning, kid." was the last thing he said before disappearing into the hidden room behind the bookshelf. Michael got up and walked to his room in utter disbelief. He was gay? For Fritz? But Fritz is a Nazi, and if he ever found out about his little crush, he'd probably report him to the Gestapo and he'd be shipped off to a concentration camp. However, there was a small chance Fritz liked him back. He'd heard strange noises that sounded oddly similar to the moans Michael had been failing to suppress coming from Fritz's room. Maybe he also got a... what did Simon call it? A boner? What if Fritz got one of those too? Michael's heart was pounding just thinking about it and started to feel the now familiar aching in his pants for the second time that day. His head filled with images of Fritz stripping and doing unholy things to him as he began rubbing himself. Shame would have to wait.

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-sorry it took so long <3