Making this because the chapter that I was working on GOT DELETED And I'm salty abt it anyways reader uses they/them pronouns ALSO THANKS FOR 900+ READS WHAT DO YOU GET FED? HOW WHAT ANYWAYS ENJOY
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Anne: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Y/N: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Marcy: I personally was created in a lab.
Sasha: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Anne: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Marcy: Weight loss? Drink water.
Y/N: Clear skin? Drink water.
Sasha: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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Y/N: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Anne: The cow??
Y/N: What?
Marcy: Anne, W H Y?
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Anne: How late were you up last night?
Marcy & Sasha, in tandem: Me?
Anne: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Anne, to Y/N: You.
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Marcy: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Anne: *crouches down*
Y/N: *kneels down*
Sasha: *sits on the floor*
Marcy:
Marcy: I hate all of you.
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Marcy: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Y/N: That's deep.
Sasha: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Y/N: That's deeper.
Anne: ...You guys are idiots.
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*Trying to cheer Anne after a break up*
Y/N: You broke up with Sasha for a reason.
Anne: I know, I know. I’m just so tired of missing them. Tired of wondering why they haven’t called. Why haven’t they called?
Marcy: Maybe because you told them not to.
Anne: What are you, the Memory Person?
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Sasha & Marcy in the back of Anne's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Y/N: We have food at home.
Anne: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Sasha & Marcy: YAYYYYYY!
Anne: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
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Y/N: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake?
Y/N & Anne: One, two, three-
Y/N & Anne: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Marcy: Our turn, Sasha! One, two, three-
Marcy: Vanilla!
Sasha: I don't really like cake...
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Sasha: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Marcy. They're mad at you.
Marcy: No, it's Y/N. They're just being gramatically correct!
*meanwhile*
Y/N: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.
Anne: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
Y/N: I stand by my choice.
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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Sasha, with Y/N and Anne behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Sasha: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Sasha: Marcy FUCKING FELL OFF!
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Anne: We need to distract these guys.
Marcy: Leave it to me.
Marcy: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Y/N & Sasha: *immediately begin arguing*
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Amphibia Reader One-Shots!
FanfictionWhat the title says! Mostly reader with Calamity trio! Will not write smut so please don't ask.
